What If He Believe It? A Theory of The Docudrama

 The Omnivore has another theory about Trump-Documents:

The Omnivore has a theory.

The 'My Documents' Explanation

The outstanding question about Trump-Documents is "What the fuck was he doing with all that shit?" If he was selling it, well, who'd he sell it to? If he was saving it for, like, blackmail or whatever, why keep it in his bathroom?? If he just wanted to keep it for ego? Well, yeah--that seems to fit. 

This is the "My Documents" theory of Trump-Documents. 

But then this raises a question: when it became clear he was gonna bring The Heat down on himself as the federal government was sharpening its claws and getting ready to slash him, why not give "my documents" back? Maybe make copies and have them mocked up to look like originals or something (like he does with fake Time Magazine covers at his golf clubs?).

Sure, he wanted his documents--but what made him think he could prevail in a court battle over them? Could . . . Could he really be that stupid?

Well, yeah--that seems to fit.

But WAT IF?

When it came out just now that Trump wrote to-do instructions on the blacks of classified briefing cards to give to his aides, it becomes plain that Trump wasn't just stupid about this: he was reckless in a whole 'nother dimension. Why? Why would he do that?

Well, let's peek in a rabbit hole . . .

Remember that Ukrainian Server? The 'Server' that Trump wanted Zelenski to look for / fabricate / whatever is mysterious, no? The theory of The Server goes something like this:

Hillary was doing all kinds of bad shit with her private email server. When DNC employee Seth Rich decided to blow the whistle, she had him killed. He released some of the materials through the heroic WikiLeaks--but the DNC refused to let the FBI investigate "the hack" so the DNC server, that they hid (in Ukraine) had all of the really bad shit on it. You get that server? You get Hillary--and Biden--and Obama. All of them.

We know the really bad shit was there because when investigators came knocking, Hillary destroyed her phones with hammers and poured Bleach in her server (after getting a Subponea to make her keep that shit). So she knew: if it came out, she was goin' down.

Record Scrach. Freeze Frame.

"It worked. She walked. End of story!"

The Docudrama Theory

What if Trump's belief is that when Hillary flagrantly broke ALL THE LAWS, she suffered nothing for it. This means: nobody really cares / can do anything about these breaches (so long as it isn't selling secrets directly). As such, he was airtight. He could do whatever he wanted with his precious and no nasty hobbitses could steal it.

What if he REALLY believed that if Hill could get away with all that shit, so could he. What if he believed the ridiculous fiction of The Server?

WHAT IF??