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- The front-runners front-ran. Hillary dominated. Trump came in first or second in every state but one (and his 3rd in MN still got him delegates).
- Also-rans also-ran: Kasich and Carson were shut out.
- Polling was decent. Cruz won Texas. Rubio lost VA.
Over-all, it was more or less what we could have expected--but not what 'we' could have hoped for.
An Agonizing Choice
Republicans who want to stop Trump at all costs are now left with an agonizing choice: Rubio or Cruz or ??.
What About Cruz?
Well, Punchable-Face won Texas. He's second in delegates. Sure, y'all hate him--but numerically he stacks up best next to Trump. He's also the most likely person to inherit Trump-voters should big-money carpet-bomb him into oblivion. So def Cruz, right?
Wrong. Cruz shot his wad on Tuesday. Unless he has another "home state" with 150 delegates, Tuesday was as good as it's going to get for him. His pitch is also that he wins with evangelicals--including a secret clone-army of evangelicals sleeping in cold sleep under Groom Lake. Well, the clone-army didn't materialize and the evangelicals we know about voted Trump.
In other words, buying Cruz is like investing heavily in real-estate in June 2008.
Only Trump University would recommend that.
The Boy-Who-Would-Be-King is still the most likable of the candidates who could possibly win (Carson is more likable but has pulled the rip-cord). He totally improved his game in the last few weeks looking less robotic and higher energy. He slung some decent zingers at Trump and landed blows on him at the debate. He's also got room to grow: the later, bigger, bluer states will be kinder to him--and hey, there's still his home-state, Florida--the big Kahuna--in just two weeks. Finally, 538 says Rubio is the best-fit to win a national election--by far.
So, Rubio, right?
Wrong. Rubio got decimated on Tuesday--losing VA is losing a state tailor made for him and he's tanking in Florida. Florida will be a Big Kahuna, alright, but coming in on March 15th means it's winner-take-all. If you back Rubio and Trump wins--as he is likely to today--Rubio goes into the ground like a lead balloon.
Rubio did win a state--that's right--a state. And that was maybe by accident: Even Team Rubio's game-plan is to win in a brokered convention.
In other words, betting on Rubio is betting on a loser because you 'know his luck is about to change.'
Alright? So What's '??'
Republican strategists, horrified conservatives, and casual observers have come up with several different scenarios.
The Rafalca Scenario: Mitt Romney will address the nation today ahead of the next GOP cage-match. What if he announced he was gettin' in? Could Romney ride in to save the day just when our hopes seem darkest? Well, he's said that today he won't be announcing and won't even endorse. It's also unlikely that, at this point, Romney would be seen as a better choice than Rubio or Cruz--sure, he's more presidential--but he's also a loser.
And then what? The theory is that the delegates then pivot and vote for your candidate (Rubio! The Omnivore is psychic) but not everyone sees the same end-game. A Brokered Convention could just descend into chaos and wind up nominating (eventually) someone nobody wants.
Trump, You Idiots: A third option is just to go full-Trump. If the window to stop him is fully closed, it's time to move to the acceptance-phase of grieving and hope he survives the next wave of assaults in good enough condition to beat Hillary. This has the bonus of backing a winner. It has the negative of branding the Republican party with Trump for the next four years.
This, combined with the #NeverTrump movement would have the effect of splitting the party (somewhat) which might be enough to wreck it mathematically even if it didn't totally sunder it. Finally: opportunistic politicians (but The Omnivore repeats himself) will not jump on the Trump-Train cleanly. They will defect in small batches over the next several days/weeks making it look like a messy collapse rather than a sound technical decision.