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Wednesday, August 8, 2018

The Q Continuum

As the Q conspiracy gains steam in the media (and everyone struggles to explain it) it's worth asking:
  1. Why do people believe this shit?
  2. Who are the people who believe this shit?
In response to the first question, the top-level answer is that the poster, "Q," has provided iron-clad evidence of his veracity as a White House insider in his Riddler-Like messages to the world. In the second case, the answer seems to be split between crypto-bros (Men's Rights Activists, MMA / Gamer-Gate types, Trump supporters) and, erm, boomers (a.k.a. "The Olds"). The Omnivore will try and explain why this appears to be the case.

The Proofs of Q

The statement is made--as it is always made with regards to conspiracy theory--that if you just look closely enough, you'll see the truth. Today that's done by watching YouTube videos. Every last one of these little conspiracy-heads has a ton of fucking YouTube videos they want you to watch before they'll accept you know anything about their stupid theory.

Invariably, the YouTube is awful and disappointing.

However, The Omnivore went to one of these videos and watched all of it he could stomach--which was most of it. This is the 7 Proofs of Q



It's "7 facts" that the Media Won't Tell You About--because they PROVE teh [sic] Q. In this video, two chuckleheads talk snarkily about the absolute veracity of his royal Q-ness as proved by their listed events. The Omnivore is not going to go into detail or cover all of them--you can watch the video for that.

1. The '+++' Tweet

Q posts a tweet with the three '+' signs in it--then, hours later, the president does the same! How could Q know this would happen. Coincidence, you're saying. It isn't. The president actually tweeted his tweet with the slightly weird +++ hours before Q did--but because POTUS was tweeting from out of the country, the time-stamps make it look like it was after.

2. The NYC Bombing

Q tweeted with a cryptic line saying "Blunt & Direct Time"--and "BDT. Think currency. Think fireworks." This was the same night as a guy set off ineffective explosives in the NYC Port Authority. Okay--so? It 'turns out' that the guy was from BANGLADESH whose currency is abbreviated BDT! OMG!!

But okay--how could Q have known? It was reported in USA today, the day of the attack, that the bomber was a Bangladesh student. This proves Q read the news (the Q-drop came well after the last update to the USA today story).

3. I Hear You

Q posts messages with 5:5 which is mil-speak for "I read you loud and clear" or, possibly, "everything is optimal." EARLIER that day--EARLIER THAT DAY--Trump spoke to some of the survivors of the school shooting and he had, in his hands . . . a paper reminding him of what to say to these kids!
DO YOU SEE IT??

The president is holding the paper with FIVE fingers--and he has point #5 visible with I-Hear-You. Now, Q posted this after the president spoke--so maybe Q was responding saying "I hear you loud and clear, POTUS." Or maybe not. Whatever: if Q is on the inside and POTUS is on the inside, why are they sending messages through embarrassing photos?

4. The Lamp

Q posts a tweet claiming to be taken inside Air Force 1. It shows (or purports to show) an image taken off the reflection on the back of POTUS's apple phone. It shows the apple logo over a sliver (the reflected image) of a lamp in the back of the Air Force 1 office.

The indication is that Q is inside AF1. Or that he used photoshop. The image itself is noted in the Q post to be distorted. It isn't a great picture to begin with, anyway.

Conclusions

There is no strong reason to believe Q is who they say they are--and even less to believe in the massive network of satanic pedophiles that Q claims POTUS is fighting.

Who Believes In Q?

Vox just did a computer assisted deep dive into the Q stats from Reddit. There are around 200 "super-posters" who do almost all the posts. They mostly live on the Q-sub-reddit. The other active posters are in pro-Trump forums, crypto-currency, Men's Rights (a cesspool of misogynistic claptrap), and similar. Basically? Gamer-Gate-bros. That's Reddit.

The other target-market seems to be aging boomers who are caught up in the conspiracy. Why do we say this? Well, some it's not as scientific, but some Q-watchers have noted that interaction skews kind of old for a 4chan conspiracy. More disturbingly, some QAnon scammers (such as some of the violent militia types out in New Mexico) are getting money from grandmothers who support their quest to save the children (presumably being trafficked).

In any event, the reasons seem, to the Omnivore, to be similar: Q promises in one fell swoop both the dawning of a golden age (yes, under an authoritarian but benevolent ruler) and, two, justice. When you look at those Trump rallies it's the olds who are ugly-faced, screaming at the reporters or just at the world at large.

The Omnivore is pretty sure that hatred for Hillary was a major factor in Trump's appeal--and her not getting locked up has been a sore spot: WHEN WILL SHE FACE JUSTICE??

For the Gamer-Gaters, well, they feel the world has taken a dump on them--and they're happy to see it hit back. They also like the hidden knowledge that the conspiracy claims to impart and the Augmented Reality Game nature of the Q-tips is probably appealing to them in a subtle  yet effective way.

What Does All This Mean?

The Q-Conspiracy is one with an expiration date--sooner or later either no one will be locked up or everyone will. What do people who have invested their heart and soul in a secular reckoning that is promised fails to come? Probably nothing good.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Avenue Q Street Fight

If you don't know what the Q-conspiracy is, you could look here. To be real short: Trump and Mueller have teamed up to take down a global network of satanic pedophiles (Mueller is just pretending to be hunting Trump!). Q, himself, is a person with high ranking clearance who is prepping the masses for this big, world-changing event as the good guys (Trump, Mueller, the military), take over America and many other countries, pulling the wool off our eyes.

When Q "erupted" at the Trump rallies with people wearing t-shirts and carrying signs, the media had to kind of try to explain the twisted, bizarre conspiracy and its even weirder (4chan, 8chan) origins. This is difficult--especially since the particulars are . . . well . . . weird (Q might be RFK--who faked his death to hide from Clinton assassins, for example).

When Q's wave crested the water of public attention at the Trump rallies, there was an interesting reaction: the MAGA-hucksters hit back. Huh?




The battle lines are basically MAGA-hats vs. the Q-believing conspiracy. NOTE: almost all MAGA personalities are running a hustle: InfoWars and Jerome Corsi both tried to get on the Q-wave with their own brands of q-ness--Q wasn't having it.

Now they are anti-ish Q. Which is interesting.

What Is Going On?

The Omnivore avers two things are happening here:

  1. The Q-Story casts Robert Mueller as a good guy--who is working to get the indictments (all sealed) to LOCK HER UP (Clinton) and a lot of other people (Obama, some of the GOP Establishment, various Hollywood personalities like Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg, and so on). In MAGA-World, Mueller is leading a traitorous witch-hunt. These things are likely to be on some kind of collision course.
  2. The Q-Story cuts out all the MAGA inside-baseball theory. Jack and Kurt and all those guys can't explain the real MAGA if people are listening to Q. When The Omnivore calls these guys "grifters" it's, in many instances literal (Corsi, Alex Jones) and in other cases more metaphorical (Flynn Jr. may not be monetizing his conspiracy theories--but he is certainly banking social cred with MAGA-world).
So there's a definite conflict of interest.

How All This Ends: Q-Theories

How this all plays out depends, a lot, on who "Q" is. There is a theory that Q is based on a 1999 Italian book about a political prank that plays out pretty similarly to what we see here. That book is called "Q". In this case, Q is a prankster who has had things get sort of out-of-hand. As the book was popular with lefties, it follows that it might be a 4chan lefty playing a prank on Trumpaloos.

If so, funny--but also: this has reached the point where people could get killed. If this is the case, Q is definitely not being responsible in letting it go on.

Another presented case is "Russian Ops." In this theory the Q-Story is another Russian psy-op. The only real evidence for this is that "these days it's always a Russian psy-op." There may be more theorizing coming. The Omnivore doesn't buy this as:
  • As an Op, it's pretty lame. Yes, it managed to blow up bigly--but the idea that a foreign government could predict that is absurd. It doesn't, to The Omnivore's mind, bear an hallmarks of being designed for this kind of placement.
  • The Q-code word that was used to sign posts (so readers knew they were from Q) was "Matlock." (if this makes no sense, just think of it as Q's password--that got hacked, and Q got another one). Would an Intel operator choose that? Probably not.
  • Q, as a theory, is not all that divisive. Yes, it paints the government as terribly corrupt--but while it targets most Democrats, it does not target all Democrats. It targets many Republicans. If Russia was going to lean on a cultural weak point, this probably isn't how they would do it.
Something else? Just because it probably isn't a state actor doesn't mean that the people or person running the Q-Account couldn't have some other agenda. If they do, that would probably be very instrumental as to how this concludes.

First Break: Obstruction

The first major break for Q will come when Mueller releases his Obstruction findings. If Mueller finds Trump to have obstructed justice, then Q will have some 'splaining to do.' We have seen this with some spin on FISA revelations (the Q people claim data was held back that would have been more Q-friendly). An accusation of Trump obstructing justice will be seen as "part of the plan" and the response of the government (likely to do nothing and protect Trump) will be woven into the Q-mythology.

If Mueller clears Trump on that count, it's all good.

Second Break: Collusion

The second break will be if Trump (or, perhaps more likely, Don Jr.) is accused of colluding with Russia in the 2016 election. This will look like betrayal by Muller to the Q-people. How they spin that will depend on how Q spins it. This could be a "the bad guys compromised him"--or it could be "sit tight, trust the process." What is behind Q will determine which it is.

Conclusions

Unlike, say, chemtrails or The Illuminati, Q actually has someone behind it. Someone is writing the posts and someone will have at least a decent hand in the control of how this chapter terminates. This is fairly new territory--Q is a new type of conspiracy for a new digital age--an anonymous prophet with their electronic cadre of priests and followers. Can Q maintain a grip when the prophecies get proven false? We'll have to see.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

The Second The Groundwork

The Omnivore has always been interested in data-mining / data driven enterprise. When he heard that a shadowy company called The Groundwork, backed by Google (now Alphabet) billionaire Eric Schmidt, was working, solely in the political spectrum, for Clinton, The Omnivore rapidly clicked over to check it out.

Go ahead. Try it--The Omnivore will wait.

That's it. That's all there is.

Or is it?

This shadowy force of black-logic behind Hillary shares its name with another entity that also means, slightly translated, "The Groundwork"
Arabic: القاعدة‎ al-qāʿidah, Arabic: [ælqɑːʕɪdɐ], translation: "The Base", "The Foundation" or "The Fundament" and alternatively spelled al-Qaida, al-Qæda and sometimes al-Qa'ida) is a global militant Islamistorganization founded by Osama bin Laden, Abdullah Azzam,[24] and several others . . .
How deep does the rabbit hole go? Well, my friends, The Omnivore is here to check things out. You see, there is an older reference to these organizations that will rise from the ashes of their fallen enemies--and every data-scientist has a fictional hero they cleave to--Hari Seldon,


These people think they are  . . . The Foundation. Just look at that Icon.

So The Omnivore considered: if there is a The-Groundwork . . . there must be a second The-Groundwork. Now, in Second Foundation, the other "groundwork" was sort of "opposite" the first one--deceptively hidden in plain sight. So The Omnivore figured--if there is a Second Groundwork, it too, must be hidden . . . in plain sight.

The Omnivore checked out "TheGroundwork.net."
10/19/2015
Interesting--but then life caught up to The Omnivore--if you go back today?

Let's go See The Site

TheGroundwork.net is "live" and it's here!
If you click to log in, it takes you to a front door with password-protected security. There is no indication of what it might become or, indeed, who owns it--but if this is the home of the shadowy organization that will rise from the ashes of the 2016 campaign, we should learn about this guy they're trying to hide from us!

It Isn't The Crime: It's The Cover-Up

The organization behind this "Rowan Simonsen" is clearly covering it's tracks--trying to prevent the discovery of the Second The Groundwork! Let's see what we can learn before the whole trail goes cold!

Paydirt.
It . . .  looks pretty 2nd The Groundworky, doesn't it? Looking into it, the person who runs TheGroundwork.net--this guy and his corhort are all about sustainability. His book is Prototyping Our Future. It . . . certainly seems, would you say, 2nd The Groundwork-like?
Of course this guy Simonsen, according to his resume, also runs Upstream Consulting. Some of their clients?
Revision Military: Next Gen Warfare
Not so cuddly now, is it?

Conclusions

The Omnivore is pretty sure he has blown the doors off a conspiracy that goes from Hillary Clinton, through Al Queada, to a consulting sustainability (9/12!, Agenda 21!) based think-tank with next-gen military and government clients! The cover-up is starting now. Spread the message--boost the signal.

Of course, there's . . . one other possibility:
If You Rotate It . . .


WHAT IF IT'S A CARROT!???

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

#BLM And The Clinton Conspiracy: ROUND 2--FIGHT!


The Omnivore's #BlackLivesMatter post didn't satisfy some people (you people are never happy). Doesn't the Risk-To-Benefit analysis mean Christie would never have done Bridgegate? They asked (the point being that The Omnivore thinks Hillary has no reason to go after Sanders since, in the national, she is 30pts ahead and being caught doing this would be fatal--in the same way that Christie, having won the election had no reason to attack the George Washington bridge).

Well, yes--even if you don't acknowledge that Bridgegate was revenge--and therefore has a different motivational profile than hamstringing Bearnaise in the early days of the primary. But enough of that--let's look at this from the conspiracy point of view.

Straight Outta INFOWARS

Here is Infowars on The Sanders Threat
The Sanders Threat
The establishment considers Bernie Sanders a threat to the campaign of one of their preferred candidates: Hillary Clinton. 
“Sanders — a self-described democratic socialist — has seen his crowds swell and is gaining ground in the polls on the formidable Democratic front-runner, Hillary Rodham Clinton. In New Hampshire, where Sanders was on yet another weekend swing, one survey last week showed him within 8 percentage points of Clinton,” The Washington Post reported in June.
The fear is Sanders will win the crucial Iowa and New Hampshire primaries and trounce the establishment’s carefully groomed candidate. 
“If Sanders continues to build his momentum and cut into Clinton’s lead, and she gets sidetracked by controversy (typically a given when a Clinton is on the ballot), it is not inconceivable that Sanders could win one or both of the two first states,” Bloomberg notes. 
In order to prevent this possibility the establishment is likely engaged in underhanded tactics to derail the Sanders campaign, including using DHS, the FBI and their corporate partners to sow chaos into the campaign. 
Black Lives Matters would do well to associate itself with the Sanders campaign and glean political advantage for its socialist agenda. Instead, it is doing the opposite by interrupting Sanders’ campaign events and portraying itself as a disruptive and threatening political force.
Okay, so it isn't Clinton--here--but note that the various links (the 'dots') do, in fact, connect to form an ominous picture. Here the dots are: (a) Sanders is within "striking distance" of winning in New Hampshire and Iowa, (b) Apparently BLM activists are being watched by DHS, (c) Hillary was inevitable in 2008 until Obama won Iowa. Cognito Ergo Exxon Hocus Pocus: the establishment (probably the central banks) are wielding #BlackLivesMatter against Sanders to prevent him from disrupting the coronation of Hillary (the GOP is the necessary distraction).

The Soros Scenario

If you don't like the powers-that-be as the man behind the #BlackLivesMatter curtain, how about all-purpose boogie-woogie man George Soros?
Imagine if the Koch brothers had financed a group that was regularly disrupting and shutting down events of candidates that they opposed. Does anybody doubt that the Koch connection would come up in the first paragraph, if not the first sentence, of most news stories about such disruptions? Yet somehow, complete silence from the MSM on the connection of George Soros to #BlackLivesMatter even though he is the providing most of the finances to that organization. Also mysterious is how the MSM also fails to note that Hillary Clinton, whom Soros supports, has not had her events disrupted by #SorosMoneyMatters (also known as #BlackLivesMatter).

Two who were targeted by #SorosMoneyMatters were Hillary opponents Martin O'Malley and Bernie Sanders. The latter had the misfortune of having not only his large Seattle speech on Saturday, with an estimated 12,000 in the audience, disrupted but also completely shut down.
In this case, the dots are: (a) George Soros is pretty rich (about half a single Koch brother), (b) Soros supports Clinton, more or less, (c) Soros donated a ton of money (33MM) to a foundation that supported Furgeson activism (as well as a lot of other things). Ipsum Lorem Valedictorian: Soros wants Hillary to win and has given millions to Black Lives Matter so they will send several young women to disrupt Sanders.

The Only Thing We Have To Clinton--Is Clinton HERSELF!!

For our final scenario, let's go straight to the Daily Kos to see someone who broke the code and thinks it's very possible Clinton is orchestrating the #BLM attacks. No need for middlemen (or women)--just straight from the Clinton's mouth:
The clearly orchestrated BLM attacks at Bernie events are despicable. Are you involved in anyway? Maybe yes, maybe no. Just the fact that many believe that you could possibly be involved should be your canary in the coal mine. 
There needs to be a quick and thorough investigation into who is really behind this and what motivated them. Let's start by looking into the background of these individuals who grabbed the mic to see who exactly they are tied to. One thing for sure it is not organic nor, real. Why would a minority group go after the single person, Republican or Democrat that actually is fighting for them. 
As the famous Woodward and Bernstein comment goes, "follow the money" and look at who would benefit. 
So Hillary this is the view of one progressive (but it very well might be many) and yes, you should be worried.
Uh-huh. In this case the dots, such as they are, are: (a) Sanders is fighting FOR BLACK PEOPLE, (b) The EVENTS ARE STAGED (??), and (c) HILLARY BENEFITS. Alohamora Ridiculous Veni Vidi Vinci: Hillary must be directing this!
Totes Legit

On The Other Hand

The problem with connect-the-dots arguments is that they start from the ending (people disrupting Bernie Sanders--WHY, GOD, WHY??) and work backwards. Let's run the scenario forward (note: the excellent Cracked Podcast does this with horror movies--and presents us with the villain's plan from Friday the 13th which involves the super-psycho-killer riding his bike to his victim's house since the house is a long way away and Jason never learned to drive).

In this case, someone--let's say Clinton--has a plan. It looks like this . . .

INT. A SECURE BOARD-ROOM. 

Clinton is visible at the head of the table, an info-graphic of a globe is projected behind her on a big screen. Other figures sit in SHADOWS.

CLINTON
Sanders is gaining ground. I've seen this movie before, gentlemen--and I DON'T like it. What can we do to take him out?

SHADOW MAN 1
Our data shows that Sanders is the most civil-rights oriented candidate out there. He marched with King. He promotes black education and job-growth. He's strong there. Maybe we can hit his haircut?

CLINTON
The haircut won't do it. We need something ... Something ... tough. :: Curls hand into fist ::

SHADOW MAN 2
We hit him on race. We hit him with Black Lives Matter.

CLINTON
I thought you just said this was his strong suit?

SHADOW MAN 2
Exactly--we hit him on his strengths. It's called Swift-Boating. There's no working defense.

SHADOW MAN 3 Looks visibly startled.

SHADOW MAN 3
He's ... he's right. This never fails.

SHADOW MAN 3 stands up and is revealed to be SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY.

JOHN KERRY
So here's what we do: we send in some Black Lives Matter guys to hit Sanders at Netroots--they'll just heckle him and--

SHADOW MAN 2
No. Too obvious. Have them hit O'Malley first. That way it won't look orchestrated. After O'Malley fumbles the attack, Sanders will come out and get hammered.

SHADOW MAN 2 stands and moves to the screen--is revealed as DAVID AXELROD.

CLINTON
But what if O'Malley doesn't screw up? What if he handles the heckling?

AXELROD
He'd have to know to say 'Black Lives Matter' instead of 'All Lives Matter.' There's no way he could know that.

JOHN KERRY
Unless he has been on Twitter or anywhere near a TV for the past two months.

AXELROD
Right. Air-tight. He'll screw up. So we hit him with the BLM and--

CLINTON
The Bureau of Land Management?

AXELROD
That was the Bundy False Flag--no, this is Black Lives Matter.

CLINTON
Ohh . . . Right . . . 

AXELROD
Then Sanders comes on stage--and he'll REALLY screw it up.

CLINTON
How do you know he'll REALLY screw it up. What will he say? White Lives Matter?

EVERYONE gasps in horror.

AXELROD
No, he'll just want to talk about his platform first--before giving in to the protesters.

CLINTON
How is that worse?

AXELROD
Because it'll upset them. There'll be blood in the water.

CLINTON
But ... but ... what if he has an answer prepared? Or just doesn't screw up?

EVERYBODY laughs.

SHADOW MAN 1
The real genius will be when we hit Sanders NEXT. We'll have three girls take away his MICROPHONE.

CLINTON
I like it! But ... But ... What if he doesn't just hand it over. The man is running for President of the United States, after all. What if he has--I don't know--security?

SHADOW MAN 1 stands and is revealed to be DONALD TRUMP.

DONALD TRUMP
Nah. Can't fail. He'll hand it right over. He won't have security or anything. He'll just give it to them. They'll be women. ... And black. How can he say no?

CLINTON
True.

AXELROD
So this is the perfect plan: we give him fair warning--then a soft-ball heckling at Netroots. Then we follow up with the knock-out punch of a female-minority blitzkrieg--and his white male supporters will be goaded into MANSPLAINING on the INTERNET until no black person anywhere will ever vote for Bernie Sanders ever!

DOOR OPENS: Obviously drunk CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS has FORMER GOVERNOR MITT ROMNEY in an INTIMATE EMBRACE

CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS
Hey, guys? What'd we miss?

Conclusions

The point of the above is that the battle-plan of using #BLM to go after Sanders either worked far, far better than ANYONE could have predicted or it was never much of a plan anyway. Sander's complete collapse could not have been predicted and he didn't even make the critical mistake that O'Malley (and, earlier, Hillary) did (saying All Lives Matter). 

Furthermore, we, uhm, know who was behind the second stage rush. It's this nutjob. Sure, she might be a campaign plant--or manipulated--but Occam's Razor says she's just an idiot. 

  1. People are targeting Sanders "because he almost gets it" (more than anyone else). He's willing to listen and evolve--which means he's a target. If they tried it with Chris Christie . . . he'd slaughter them (Trump has already offered to fist-fight any BLM activist who tries to take his microphone).
  2. They aren't targeting Hillary because the former Sec of State has Secret Service security. They can't get to her.
  3. They aren't going after Republicans because Republicans don't care.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

An Explanation for Obama


Over at Neo Neo-Con's blog she has a post discussing the kind of 'leader' Barack Obama actually is:
Imagine if a deal like the one just negotiated with Iran had been announced as Obama’s goal in 2008. That is, not a vague “I want to negotiate a deal with Iran to stop them from getting nuclear weapons.” That wouldn’t have stirred any controversy. No, I mean one exactly like the one announced the other day, with all its provisions. 
What would have been the reactions, before Obama had prepared us for it? Even some Democrats would probably have been shocked, and denounced it (as long as they didn’t know it came from him, that is). It was too extreme, the capitulation too obvious. 
Or had Obama announced his intentions to refuse to defend DOMA, which had been passed by Congress in 1996, would as many people have accepted that, back in 2008 when he was first running? Same for his executive amnesty for large groups of illegal immigrants. Or any number of other things Obama has done.
She concludes that Obama's success in shifting American's Overton Window in the direction of overbearing executive power has been done by a kind of leadership after all. Obama's weapon?
He’s done it through charm (a charm completely elusive to me, but apparently it exists and is powerful), through rhetoric, through a series of strawmen, though accusations at the opposition, through audacious challenges, through threats to those who would oppose him even in his party or in the MSM.
This is an interesting analysis--but it gets even more interesting in the comments section. Here we find:
Ymarsakar Says: July 17th, 2015 at 4:12 pm Study NLP if you don’t understand his charm aura.
Neo Neo-Con says she's read the article--but doesn't understand how people can't see through that. What's she talking about?

Neuro-Linguistic Processing and Obama's Hypnotism

They're probably talking about this: An Explanation of Obama's Use of Hidden Hypnosis Techniques In His Speeches.
Obama’s techniques are the height of deception and psychological manipulation, remaining hidden because one must understand the science behind the language patterns in order to spot them. This document examines Obama’s speeches word by word, hand gesture by hand gesture, tone, pauses, body language, and proves his use of covert hypnosis intended only for licensed therapists on consenting patients. Obama’s mesmerized, cult-like, grade-school-crush-like worship by millions is not because “Obama is the greatest leader of a generation” who simply hasn’t accomplished anything, who magically “inspires” by giving speeches. Obama is committing perhaps the biggest fraud and deception in American history.
Obama is not just using subliminal messages, but textbook covert hypnosis and neuro-linguistic programming techniques on audiences that are intentionally designed to sideline rational judgment and implant subconscious commands to think he is wonderful and elect him President.
The remainder of the 67 page document provides an argument that Obama is specifically coding his speeches in a way that bypasses the judgment circuits of your brain and compels you to elect him president. This involves "Pacing" (where he says something true to sort of gain your brain's trust and repeats it over and over), "Leads" where he basically orders you to vote for him, facial expressions (superiority and judgment), unique hand-gestures (anchoring: associating the gesture with his orders), a hypnotic logo and a fake presidential seal.

The paper was published in 2008 before his election and ends with a Personal Note:
Mr. Obama,

Your attempt to gain the Presidency of the United States by hypnotizing Americans has failed. You shall not pass! You have been stopped, because you nether deserve the Presidency, nor does America deserve your fraud and deception. It is quite clear that, after Americans find out who you really are, including your use of hypnosis, you will never have even a remote chance at the Presidency again. You have been stopped because your deception has been found out. You were a master of influence, able to influence millions. You were impervious to scrutiny that could easily eliminate any other candidate. However, exposing your use of hypnosis is what shatters all of your other deceptions. You have been stopped by one anonymous patriot with a pure heart who is able to see you for who you really are. There are those more powerful than you, Obama, looking out for truth, justice, and the American way. As the words of my favorite song go, “Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?
Guess that didn't quite work out . . .

The Obama Hypothesis

Although this was published before the 2008 election, it is fair to say that the fear expressed here has played out in the minds of Republicans--including educated, literate ones like Neo Neo-Con. They have watched, largely aghast, as:

  1. Obama has managed his agenda (more or less) despite (a) overwhelming Republican opposition, (b) massive losses in mid-term elections, and (c) in the face of dramatic showdowns where Republicans lose over and over. Ace at Ace of Spades HQ has termed the Republican strategy "Failure Theater" where they just try to look like they are opposing Obama while trying to find the best way to capitulate. 
  2. A mystifying 2012 election where down seemed to be up and despite Obama's horrible first term he was re-elected in an Electoral Vote landslide. 
  3. Obama's demeanor seems praised by the press (No Drama Obama) while he actively revolts large swaths of Republicans. 
  4. He seems scandal-proof: despite what appears to be numerous, continually appearing episodes of law-breaking, nothing ever seems to stick. This is: Despite incredibly convincing circumstantial evidence and even some degree of play in the Mainstream Media. Are people just not paying any attention at all? Or do they forgive 'their' President (and if so, what about all the moderates or non-voters?)
The explanations for this that do not involve hypnotic mind control (and appear in the comments section of the Neo Neo-Con post and other places) involve:
  1. An utterly corrupt 4th Estate. The press, filled with leftists, is actively shielding the masses from the facts about Obama.
  2. Obama's blackness makes him above criticism. As a protected-person class, no one can come out and say the truth--or if they do, they are dismissed as racist (by the media and the masses).
  3. Exquisitely spineless Republicans. The GOP has made massive inroads in American politics (most governors, state legislatures, both houses of congress) and yet they can't seem to accomplish anything (and while they theoretically hold a 5-4 majority on the Supreme Court, we all know how that turned out).
Looking at the above, it kinda-sorta does seem like some kind of mind-control might be involved. After all, given Obama's agenda--which seems to be the piece-by-piece destruction and humiliation of America, how could more people not be outraged?

The Omnivore has covered this recently--but let's look at the mind-control aspect for a second since Neo Neo-Con (and her blog) are educated and literate--how is nonsense like NLP getting any play at all there?

The Missing Pieces: What Doesn't Neo Neo-Con See?

When the explanation for something moves into the illogical (Pyramids: Aliens) it's usually because something crucial is being missed. In this case, it's a few things that if seen would both explain the phenomena and, at the same time, be extremely painful to look at. This combination means that some basic facts can't be acknowledged thus creating a blank space for either bafflement or magical conspiracy thinking.

What's being missed? Let's break it down.

Racism in the GOP

A bunch of people probably stopped reading already. If you are a loyal Republican it's never a good time to face several facts--that, yes, are indeed facts:
  • The South was racist before the Civil War--and that legacy (along with many others has persisted). For a long time the South belonged to the Democrats and they were the "racist party"--but over time that shifted. It wasn't all in the 'Southern Strategy' like some people suggest but was with things like integrating the military, signing the Civil Rights Act, and so on. When we get to modern-day, racist attitudes persist and those people tend towards the right-wing end of the modern political spectrum.
  • The argument that Obama and the Democrats have been bad for blacks is fine as far as it goes--but consider that right now Donald Trump is leading in the GOP polls because he is saying what Republicans want to hear (we'll hit this several times). Because he's paying attention to their concerns and seems to care. If you (rightly) think a Trump Presidency probably wouldn't be a return to the glory of Ronald Reagan, consider that if Trump can hit #1 by 'Message: I care' then Democrats also have a claim to being the party that really cares about Black people.
  • There has been a drum-beat of racist stuff (with apologies) coming from mid-level or state-level GOP members on Facebook. This may or may not be indicative of anything--but less prevalent from Democrats. There's that CPAC video a few years back where a guy confronts a black speaker about how slavery was really good for black people. You  . . . just don't see that much as Democratic rallies, do you? You also don't see the Confederate flag in the hands of most Democrats--and even if you're fuzzy on what it means to white people there isn't much debate about what it means to black people. That the GOP has had such a hard time with this should tell you something.
When you can't see that the GOP has an actual legitimate issue with racism (which is different than being actually racist in each and every case) the problems with criticism of Obama and the GOP's share of the black vote look mystifying

The GOP's Tactical Blind Alley

The "Failure Theater" effect is maddening. We get it--but refusal to look at the full picture doesn't help things. The problem with the GOP's opposition to Obama is two-fold:
  • The Executive Branch was, really, created to be equal to the other two. This means that Obama--by himself--is (at least theoretically) the match for all of Congress. Since congress is divided (even if GOP majorities hold both houses), Obama is going to be more coordinated and more consistent. Holding the Oval Office is very important to control of the country. Inability to win a national election will eventually destroy any political party that can't manage it.
  • The Republican party is pretty darn divided. This isn't just TrueCon patriots vs. Squishy Corrupt RINOs. The divide is a lot deeper than that. There's also the pie-in-the-sky faction vs. the pragmatic (would-this-actually-work) faction. There are the Social-Conservatives vs. The Country-Has-Shifted conservatives (who don't want a culture war). There are state-level representatives who have to deal with a much, much more moderate and diverse electorate vs. district-level reps who have incentives from a much, much more conservative base. Gerrymandering hasn't made this any better.
What this means is that strategies that are created to serve the conservative  base are often, to be frank, doomed to failure. Repealing Obamacare is simply not going to be possible while Obama is in power. Romney was the best shot for it--and he lost fairly dramatically. Since the base can't be told this, instead they are sold truly radical notions (such as impeachment and shutting down the government to force capitulation). 

When someone comes out and says the obvious thing--that these are doomed from the start and that Republicans will take the blame for them--they are shouted down by both the conservative base who doesn't want to hear it and their conservative representatives who can't say anything but that these are great ideas.

The Truth (that the GOP would own a shutdown of DHS if they decided not to fund it) is re-cast as lies on the part of the media and conservatives are baffled when this doesn't work again and again. If you cannot admit that your leadership is attempting absurd hail-marry strategies on your behalf because YOU are unreasonable then the whole Failure Theater thing looks like their fault--or the agency of some mysterious and malign power.


Apocalypse Soon: Messaging to the Conservative Base

Vanity Fair details a meeting by the GOP high-command held before Obama even assumed office where the plan was to oppose his legislative agenda as a bloc to make him a failure and a one-term president. So far as The Omnivore knows, no one is disputing this happened. It isn't treason either: the GOP had every reason to want to limit Obama's time in office and their plan wasn't on the face of it a bad one.

However, it does cast a very, very different light on the "Obama never even tried to work with Republicans" take on things. This strategy has gone hand-in-hand with a literally apocalyptic view of the world and Obama. This article (Did Obama Create Trump?) lists the cavalcade of high-profile conservative pundits accusing Obama of staging a coup. It shows big-money pop-up ads on elite, educated conservative sites selling impending death and disaster (food rations to survive the impending collapse and gold certificates).

We have seen the impact the conservative news  emphasis on black-on-white crime had on Dylann Roof. It would be naive to assume it wasn't having a similar if less dramatic impact elsewhere. Forget about Global Warming: we saw a wide and deep science-denial on behalf of the GOP in 2012 with poll-unskewing.

Right now we're watching Donald Trump unerringly say all the right things (including taking umbrage with the faintest of sleights) rocket up in the polls to the #1 position on the RCP meter (he's been at #1 on the more-comprehensive Huffington Post charts for some time). This is cast by a lot of people in the GOP as a fad--but The Omnivore doesn't think it is. Donald Trump is the creation of the GOP thought-leaders and GOP-facing marketers who have, simply put, created a message so toxic that no mainstream candidate could carry it.

Donald Trump is carrying it--and he's winning. Refusal to see this makes Trump's rise in the polls look like a mysterious act of levitation . . . possibly created by an unearthly force.
Just Not Illegal Aliens, Right?

Conclusions

Neo Neo-Con is an intelligent, sophisticated writer--but even she finds Obama's successes a mystery. She finds his appeal utterly elusive. She probably finds him as 'Teflon' as Reagan when it comes to scandals and as infuriating to conservatives as 'W' was to liberals. She doesn't see the base's hatred of him as a 'derangement' syndrome--although it's not clear what she thought of the impeachment of Bill Clinton. She just doesn't think about any of this in those terms. It isn't because she's historically illiterate: she could probably name a lot of specific ways each comparison is different--each one doesn't count--but that's rationalization. Obama is charismatic--and he has used the power in his office effectively--but he has also faced historic levels of opposition (look at # of filibusters by administration)--and has been backed by the Supreme Court when the call by conservatives was for judicial partisanship (the first Obamacare case) and then for chaos (the second one).

Rather than just declaring John Roberts a liberal traitor (which Neo-Con, hasn't to The Omnivore's recollection--but many others did) it might be worth considering if there's another reason he ruled the way he did. You know, one other than NLP mind control or . . .

Friday, July 17, 2015

The Jade Helm Iran Theory

With an Iran-Nuke deal in the news, it only makes sense that the mysterious* Jade Helm military exercise would be linked somehow to it. In this case they take the map, rotate it slightly in photo-shop, and add country names that kinda-sorta correspond to the geographical locations of the named countries. InfoWars, which had been convinced that Jade Helm was a cover for martial law, the invasion of Texas, and some imaginary giant tunnels under Walmarts (with Bluebell Ice cream thrown in for added hysteria) thinks that (a) the countries' terrain corresponds roughly to the nations listed and (b) the exercise natures (battle zones) seem to maybe make sense.

InfoWars links to some video of someone saying there was a plan to "take out" countries all over the middle east. You can watch the whole thing here.

Does This Make Sense?

In a word, no--not really. One of the theories (first link in article) suggests that maybe it's for special forces moving in to take out nukes. That kinda makes sense: Jade Helm involves special forces operating amongst civilian locals undetected. This is the sort of thing one would need to do in order to infiltrate, find, and destroy nuclear installations or rockets. The problem is that Iran would definitely not see nuclear weapon moved through Iraq, Turkey, and Jordan--so why have that on the map.

Worse, the US Special forces would do a terrible job of passing for Iranians--but will do a good job of passing for American citizens (as they are American citizens). The idea of infiltrating a team into Iran that is supposed to live off the land while hunting nukes is a very, very different kind of training and a vastly different scenario than what Jade Helm represents.

So what about invasion?

The Massive Invasion Scenario

In order to buy this you have to assume that either Obama--in his last year of office--wants to ensure the election of a Republican--any Republican--by launching a mass scale ground invasion of Iran, Syria, and Palestine. This would quickly turn those blue countries red, have us fight with ISIS as well as "Syria" and subject us to some of the Middle East players (Iran, possibly Egypt, and Turkey) who are not pushovers. Invading Iran alone would be massively expensive, hugely costly in terms of blood, and would turn a populace that is more or less friendly against us (the Iranian people are actually pretty pro-American and hailed the deal as a chance for our countries to get closer together).

If we think the trigger for this is Iran getting a bomb, why go through all the trouble of the negotiations: just declare them failed and then you have an 'excuse' to strike (if you want to). It's also hugely unclear what our strategic objective in this invasion would be. We're not just "glassing" the place--presumably we're defeating the Syrian Army so we can oust Assad and then . . . what? Who do we install? We can't find moderates to arm, much less hand over the country to. The lesson from ISIS has been that as bad as Assad and Saddam were--what's waiting behind them is worse.

Other Options

Special Forces do operate undetected in the Middle East today--and have a lot of experience from Afghanistan and Iraq. It isn't inconceivable that part of the training being undertaken is to allow Spec-Ops infiltration against nuclear targets--especially mobile short/intermediate range (enough to reach Israel) missiles. In the Iran-successfully-tests-a-nuke scenario where the treaty has failed and we don't know it until they deploy a nuke to bring about the protection of Israeli-Insured-Destruction if Israel's response was to launch the fighters immediately hoping for a glass-the-region first-strike, we would probably like the option of targeted destruction of any mobile nuclear launchers.

That's feasible--but it's unlikely we'd train like Jade Helm for that. Firstly Jade Helm is a combined agency exercise--a few hit-teams in Iran wouldn't qualify for that support or interaction (maybe CIA assets in the area--if we have any--but that's very different). Secondly the scope of the exercise is much larger than a stop-the-launch-at-all-costs scenario. In short, it seems very unlikely that this training has a specific purpose or that it aligns concretely with today's headlines.


Conclusions on Jade Helm

Jade Helm is a pretty ambitious training exercise--but it is not sinister. It likely underscores how special operations forces are now in heavy usage in every theater of war. We rely and utilize these forces far more than we did historically and therefore tighter integration is required with other agencies and the forces are expected to spend far more time deployed in ambiguous situations. The kind of training Jade Helm provides is useful across a wide variety of scenarios--it doesn't have to apply to a specific one.

The second thing that most people don't get is that Iran is a very, very different animal than Afghanistan or Iraq. So, for that matter, is Syria. If we attacked Syria we could be in a proxy war with Russia (and that's closer than you might think). Plus we'd be "aiding ISIS." Attacks on Iran, similarly, would provoke a nearly catastrophic chain of events. Their proxies would undoubtedly attack Israel and other US allies in the area. Their nuclear infrastructure is is well enough protected that bombing alone is probably not sufficient to destroy it--it's deep under mountains and penetrators only go so far. Iran is sophisticated too. They have near-state-of-the-art missile technology, smart nuclear scientists, and an army that is willing to fight (unlike Iraq's). A battle with them would be incredibly expensive. It would be destabilizing everywhere. While we could "win" the cost would be huge and it would not be like the Iraq invasion where relatively few causalities were taken.

In short, a massive invasion of Iran would be something that would be planned only if we felt certain they were about to build and deploy a nuke. We wouldn't train for it--we'd have to just go and do it. Knocking them over for the heck of it is movie-thinking.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

The Real Problem With Jade Helm 15: Game Theory


In case you missed it, Jade Helm 15 is a military training exercise that is going to involve special forces troops (and others) conducting training operations on American soil--specifically in American towns (many in Texas) where one of their goals is to do things without attracting attention . . . like ninjas.

Additionally, in case you somehow missed it, everyone from real-life Texas Governor Greg Abott to pretend Texas Ranger Chuck Norris has raised 'concerns' that maybe (just maybe) the "training exercise" is an excuse to mobilize troops in order to seize Texas--to take it over (never mind that, as John Stewart pointed out, the Federal Government already controls Texas--we took it over in like 1840!). Just in case the Federal Government is gettin' too frisky, though, Texas has mobilized its National Guard to keep an eye on those Spec-Forces scalawags. Just in case.

Presidential candidates Ted Cruz and Rand Paul have given at least some oxygen to the fire. Cruz said the Federal government has proven itself untrustworthy and Paul vowed to "look into it" (Cruz, in fact, has already done that--he's asked The Pentagon for answers on JH15!). It's a pretty high-reaching conspiracy theory--but the rhetoric of Cruz and Paul were downright rational compared to Glenn Beck.

Glenn Beck has told his audience of 10 million listeners that the country is "Being set up"--that what is going on in Baltimore and Ferguson isn't 'real'--and that it's a prelude to a nation-wide institution of martial law that will happen when the civilian police forces are overwhelmed and they turn to the Department of Justice for help. At that point there will be a 'night of the long knives' wherein patriots like Beck are murdered in the night:
"This is the biggest show ever," he warned. "That’s all that’s happening right now. This is a show. We’re watching a script and a play play out in front of us. None of this stuff is real. Those riots in Baltimore. That wasn’t real ... At some point, there will be a straw that breaks the camel’s back, and it will set the whole country on fire. And what happens? We will cry out for police help. The police will be overwhelmed. The DOJ will say, 'We’re going to take over policing, we’ll coordinate it from here.' And you’re done. It’s lights out, republic." 
The problem with Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theories or the Glenn Beck scenario (which isn't identical--but let's face it, it's basically the same concept) isn't the extremely crazy nature of them and it isn't the actual cost to, say, mobilize the national guard (although that's, yeah, kind a problem if you're inclined to look at it that way)--no, the problem is that Game Theory is pushing the level of paranoia required to win in right-wing politics way to the, erm, right (assuming low-to-high goes left to right!).

What does that mean?

Signaling Theory
The concept behind Signaling Theory (which is derived from Game Theory, a branch of mathematics that predicts the best strategy an entity can take based on the set-up of a situation) is this: In communication between people or animals a big question is one of honesty--how can an animal know, for example, that another animal is a good choice of mate?

Or how can a human know that a person they are dealing with is 'suitable' (say, as a presidential candidate)?

Signaling Theory poses that in order to make one's worthiness clearly evident, one can take an "expensive position." The idea is to do something that is difficult, dangerous, or costly so that "faking it" isn't possible or worth it for a pretender. An example of this is dangerous big-game hunting for a human male to prove he is a good provider, capable, manly, and so on. Another example is expensive cars, clothes, and jewelry: if you dress like a million bucks people assume you're worth a million bucks--and you're suddenly a lot more attractive.

Signaling Theory is generally structured around finding a mate by means of making yourself look awesome--but it plays out socially too. In this case, when presented with a bizarre conspiracy theory, Candidates of The Base have little choice but to play along--or even double down.

In this case the "cost" that Cruz invokes is that he says something that makes him look insane. While you can argue that Cruz's statement had some moderate nuance (after all, who totally trusts "The Federal Government"?) when talking about that during a conversation on the Federal Government instituting some kind of Texas-Police-State you are not just making a vague point about how The Feds are a big darn machine that sometimes gets it wrong and often screws it up.

No, Cruz is effectively saying "Yeah, Texas-Take-Over? That's the kinda thing Obama has led us to expect from this administration. Not sayin' it's happening right now, mind you--have to check that out--but oh yeah: it's the kinda thing he'd totally do."

This, in the general election, will be played in full context and make him look like he buys into Nazi-Moonbase theories.

The point is that if Cruz wants to be the choice of The Base he has to signal that he's one of them--that he's suitable--and that means he can't shut down the absurd idea that the Pentagon is going to perform a coup in the Lone Start state. He can't be a voice of reason. Rand, a little further from The Base (although, yes, a conspiracy theorist in his own right) can afford to be a little more distant and diplomatic.

Contrast to Democrat Terry McAuliffie, Governor of Virginia's, response:
“We’re too busy for that foolishness,” McAuliffe added. 
Virginia loves the military, the governor said. 
“So if Texas companies are watching this and say, ‘What a waste of time and resources with our guard,’ come to Virginia,” McAuliffe said.
If you grew up in the 80's, consider how odd it is to hear a Democrat signing patriotic hymns to the military while a Texas Governor has to defend his state from 'em. That's signaling.

Moving Conspiracy Theory to Mainstream Politics
Here's part of the platform from The Green Party:
PoliciesFA720 The Green Party supports a moratorium on the use of GMOs in all agricultural systems including production of human food and animal feed and on importation of GM food or feed. (See AR413CC254EU489 and ST364
Despite the fact that studies of GMO food have found no danger, Genetically Modified Organisms (agricultural products) are largely distrusted by a lot of people--especially toward the further left of the political spectrum. Strangely, though, the Democratic party doesn't have anything about GMO foods in its policy line-up. Why not? Why does the Green Party have this in their platform while the Democrats don't have anything--and this is acknowledging that GMO food issues appear on the left and right in significant numbers?

Because The Green Party is a party catering to a fringe political group--a group that has already given up on winning a national general election and, instead, is playing a different game than normal national politics does. The Democrats, however, are capable of winning national elections and cannot afford to get bogged down in GMO-style issues.

The Republicans, historically at least, haven't been consumed with fringe-theories either (the teaching of evolution being something of an exception). As such, it generally requires 3rd parties to cater to the conspiracy mindset--even for something as relatively mainstream as GMO foods (Chipolte has moved away from GMO foods, for example, proving there is a valid economic driver behind GMO-food doubt for certain markets).

What Jade Helm has done is, again, amplify a trend that was actually somewhat novel in 2012 and seems to be increasing: conspiracy theory moving not just into mainstream conversations but actual top-line candidate politics. The GOP may not have a GMO plank in their platform but they have certainly developed a more and more literal Tyrant-Obama Caucus.

The Omnivore doesn't want to be ignorant of history here--JFK theories are as mainstream as mainstream gets (although not as politically pointed)--and the death of Vince Foster had three official investigations, after all--but let's be real. The Vince Foster thing was more analogous to Benghazi where there were hopes that either actual malfeasance or just the appearance of it could be a political weapon.

A dramatic change in this dynamic was Donald Trump's temporary rise to the head of the 2012 GOP election-pack on the basis of questioning Obama's country of birth. The Obama-Birth-Certificate theory originated among hard-core Hillary supporters during the 2008 primary. There were rumors Hillary's challenger would be found out (either before the convention--so "Yay!"--or during the general election so we'd best not nominate him). While these, of course, never panned out hurt feelings ran high in the Hillary camp and a lot of the most hard core of the Hillary supporters migrated towards McCain and thus the theory spread.

By 2012 you had to believe that either the whole world was incompetent or else there was nothing there on the Birth Certificate front (would not McCain have checked into it? He did have millions of dollars . . . ). The theory, however, had an appeal for dark emotional reasons and Trump gave it light and oxygen with which to grow. The Republican base loved it and rewarded Trump with a leadership position.

The power of signaling was made clear--but it also showed that that sort of of high-grade signaling really did have a high cost: while candidates were cagey about the Birth Certificate, from then on, no one else made it a part of their campaign platform.

It's worth a digression here to note that Romney-conspiracies (that he paid "no taxes") or that his retirement account grew a monstrous and illegal amount--were simply not in the category of "Obama was born in Kenya, raised by the power-elite super-lefists to become a leader--and then injected into American politics with an entirely fabricated life's story (no one can ever recall seeing him at Harvard!)." Absurd allegations have always been a part of bare-knuckle politics but catering to conspiracy theorists is a different animal altogether.

Signaling + Economic Motive = Acceleration
Signaling in contemporary politics is providing an incentive for 2nd-tier candidates to embrace--or at least Christian-Side-Hug--conspiracy theories that otherwise would have been left to the Internet and talk-radio diatribes. The current status of the base--inflamed by conspiracy theory because it drives profits for conservative media stars like Glenn Beck--provides a mechanism to trade sanity for rating points or approval.

This is a short-term strategy: if Cruz ever has to get pinned down on Jade Helm, he'll have to ditch the theory if he wants to win a general election--but when people like presidential candidates and governors of Texas embrace these theories at all it moves the Overton Window--the range of ideas society will accept--in the direction of Crazy Town. This, in kind, forces guys like Beck to become even more extreme: It's a positive feedback loop and, as its driving bad behavior, there's nothing positive about it.

Jade Helm is the 'fin' of this phenomena cresting the water.  Here are some other pieces of the emergent phenomena: David Weigel writes Woah, If True--a series for Bloomberg about conspiracy theories "escaped into the wild" (meaning they actually come up in real-life grown-up conversation and the real news). One example is Santorum caught off guard about a theory that Obama tried to nuke South Carolina. Santorum did not know the theory, was flummoxed, and did his best to signal by talking about Obama as a 'tyrant' with regards to immigration--but what if he had known the depth of bullshit there? Would he have said something to set the record straight for the terrified citizen who literally thought that Obama was replacing generals who refused to "fire on Americans?"

No. He wouldn't have--because he wants to win (conversely, read Weigel's piece on Jeb's response to a Bilderberg question! Jeb is not 'signaling' to the base at all--that's the big part of his brand--and they hate him for it).

The messaging the base is getting (the apocalyptic high-cost-per-impression pop-up ads on conservative websites, for example) is part of a dynamic that is riling up the base in order to milk them for money. Major political figures giving crazy theories like Jade Helm 15* a nod is a new thing and with Beck and people like him escalating their rhetoric we're going to see more of it.

Edited to add: GOP Republican Louie Gohmert is all in with the signaling.

What If: Jade Helm 15 is A Response to Russia Arming Mexico??

* It is worth nothing that there were some actual elected officials on the 9/11 Truther side too--but, again, sitting big-state governors and high-grade presidential candidates are still pretty new. It's also worth noting that while very distasteful and pretty crazy, the 9/11 Truther position is objectively less crazy than the Jade Helm 15 Texas-Take-Over theory.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The Horrible Secret of Walmart and Jade Helm

Ominous!
I was asked to write about Operation Jade Helm, a military training exercise conducted outside of Federal lands (i.e. out in civilian territory) involving inter-agency communication and operations. It simulates an invasion on American soil and involves special operations forces. It's also driving conspiracy theorists nuts. How come?

Well, the primary reason is that conspiracy theorists tend to feel they are on the "losing side" of life/politics and things like this provide the siren-song promise of validation--the See-I-Told-You-So-I-Was-Right-All-Along feeling that apparently compels crystal-meth users.

For people who feel like they lost America in 2008 and then doubly lost it 2012, the idea of a fire-and-brimstone washing-away of America would, in its way, be welcome: for the preppers, it would give them a chance to use their toys and play soldier. For the angry SoCons, it would visit the wrath they long for on everyone else (especially those who voted for Obama). Basically, a government take-over would be proof-positive that conspiracy theorists aren't losers, aren't crazy, and were, well, right about everything.

A second reason is that as an emotional protection a lot of people have adopted is a barrier of political cynicism that leads them to conclude that anything the government is saying must be a lie. If the government tells you it's Monday? Gotta be Tuesday. This protection, you tell yourself, prevents you from being a sucker.

That's what you tell yourself. Unfortunately:
It'll make sense if you click the link . . .

The fact is that if the government were really trying to take over America? The cost of trying to take-and-hold something of the size and population distribution of the continental US--not to mention as heavily armed as the US is? The numbers are astronomical. We couldn't afford it. Seriously: The cost of occupying Iraq was 4 Trillion dollars--with a 'T.' The population of Iraq is 33 Million. The US, over 300 Million.
That Red Blob is Iraq
Imagine trying to take-and-hold the US. How about number of guns per capita?
During 2008, the height of the population, we had 157,000 troops in Iraq. The entire TSA with its spooky tons-of-bullets? About 100k people all together. A lot of those people are desk-jockeys. Their bad-ass special forces? Dumpy airport screeners.

Suppose the evil US government wants to turn us into a North Korea-like police state? How many troops would it take? Well, Nork has a staggering (highest-by-a-mile) of 47.8 active duty troops per 1000 people. The United States of America? We're oh . . .  uhm . . . not  . . . well, we're 4.7. We'd need about 10x as many troops assuming our population density was similar and the so on.

In other words, if you think the US Government could take-and-hold the United States by force? The Omnivore is embarrassed for you.

But what about Walmart?

Okay--well, let's go . . .

The Walmart Conspiracy Tunnels
There's a video from "Professor Doom1" who has made an incredible discovery: he has found a person with a 'well researched' (yes, seriously) map of underground tunnels that connect Walmarts. The person's on-screen handle is RiseTogether and she provides what Prof Doom1 calls explosive information. She found this map--and here it is:
That's One Well-Researched, Convincing Map Right There . . . 
This map purports to link, uhm, Walmarts together through, uhm, underground tunnels. These tunnels? They are going to be used to transport troops from Canada (yes, watch the movie) into the United States by stealth (because they're underground). Walmarts in strategic locations have been closing for "plumbing issues"--but we know the truth: they're going to be used by FEMA to house dissidents.

Or, maybe to repair their plumbing. It's hard to be certain at this point--but look closely at the above: The Bundy Ranch is RIGHT AT A DOT. True: there are a bazillion dots--but THE BUNDY RANCH IS ON ONE OF THEM. IT'S A SIGN.

This, folks, this is seriously in the video, our spokes-guy (bravely standing INSIDE A WALMART) tells us that SIX stores have closed. Are they being prepared? Prepared for housing dissidents? You could get a lot of angry people into a Walmart as anyone who has shopped at one on Black Friday can attest. Could this be happening? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
SOME OF THEM EVEN LINE UP TO TUNNEL DOTS!
Seriously, folks, if you live near a closed Walmart . . . or a dot on that well-researched tunnel map? The Omnivore would shop somewhere else. After all, there might be a reason the US Government has been printing all that money. No one has ever said why that is yet, have they?