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Friday, May 3, 2013

The Omnivore Interviews Conspiracy Theorist Professor James Tracey

The Omnivore got a chance to talk to Florida Atlantic University Professor James Tracey who you may have heard of: he's the guy who thinks the Boston Marathon bombings were faked--or were an inside job or both (it turns out both).

I Got The Picture From Google. It's Him ... Or Is It!?
James Tracey writes the Memory Hole blog which covers the big lie from the Oklahoma bombings to 9/11 and more.

The Omnivore: Hello Professor Tracey!

James Tracey: Hello.

TO: I wanted to start with a question--I know the conventional narrative for the Boston Bombing or Sandy Hook shooting. But it seems there's two conflicting counter narratives. The first is that it's a False-Flag attack where the CIA with Navy SEALS special operators perpetrates the bombing and blames Islamic extremists. The Second is that there are these "crisis actors" and fake blood and that it's a drill or something.

This seems contradictory to me: if I have Navy SEALS and real bombs I don't need actors. If I have actors and fake blood and prosthesis I don't need real bombs. Can you set that straight for me? What do we think really happened?

Alleged Navy SEALS Compared to Alleged Boston Bombers. The Punisher Wants To SUE
This is Only A Drill. Promise.
JT: That may very well be two narratives that are purposely put there to mislead people looking into this. My take is that this was a drill at the finish line and further down the street there was a real bomb. I can't be certain of that--but that's what I think.

I'm quite certain that the one at the finish line is not genuine and overall, even if you take both scenes the idea of there being 267 causalities is extremely inflated. If both of those bombs were real you might have causalities of 100 or less.

If you look at the immediate aftermath of the first bomb there aren't that many people involved and they aren't' that traumatized--they're merely reacting to the volume (sound) of the blast.

TO: Do you think anyone was actually killed?

JT: I don't think so.

TO: Do you think anyone was actually killed in Sandy Hook?

JT: That's harder because we don't really have photographs or video or the like. Who knows? There may have been children who turned up missing--taken away of their families in some way shape or form ... it's difficult to say.

TO: If you took children away from their families I would expect them to want to see the bodies and stuff. I'd expect that to be all over the place. Do you think people were hurt in Boston?

JT: I Think there were some injuries. If you look at the website of the Forum Restaurant they have a notice up saying they are under repairs and there were several injuries. But what is "several"? Six? Eight? It's not 100.

TO: I don't think that 200 number is legs blown off--that's like any sort of injury from any source.

JT: The newspaper accounts don't distinguish how many people were injured in which bombing.

TO: True. I have seen a graph of people crossing the finish line and it seems there were a lot of people there.

JT: No athletes and no one in the race were hit. Shrapnel didn't penetrate the scaffolding--which seems unusual.

TO: Okay--let's do evidence in a moment--For now I want to talk about the scenario  Who is behind this? The CIA? FEMA? The White House?

JT: I think it's Homeland Security and the FBI at least. The FBI is largely in the business of creating terror: They have to create the terror to perpetuate the war on terror both at home and abroad (We have other agencies working abroad). This is an instance of manufactured terror.

We see a lot of talk about the use of actors in these drills--in their literature and stuff.

TO: I was actually in a drill for a mock accident with makeup and stuff. It was a school bus being hit by a truck or something.

JT: I have a video of a scenario like that from north Florida.

TO This was like forty years ago or so. I was in second grade--but it was a real drill--with semi-professional makeup and burnt clothing and stuff. So certainly those drills do happen as drills.

JT: The duck-and-cover excises from the 50's were like that too--much simpler--but real drills.

TO: Do you think President Obama is aware of the conspiracy?

JT: I think that he's generally somewhat removed from these operations. I think that there is an expressed intent to create an environment of increased gun control and increased police state measures so they're involved in a fairly round about way.

TO: But if we start with the Oklahoma bombing and we go through 9/11 in 2001 and then to 2012 and today that's three presidential administrations with very different guys. If we put Obama, Bush, and Clinton in a room together, I don't think they'd agree on too much.

JT: I think on larger issues like economic policy and the military industrial complex there's that much disagreement. Other issues like abortion or gay marriage--

TO: But in terms of gun rights, I think Bush is a hunter--

JT: I'm doing some research on the Oklahoma city bombing. I think it's very important--a very important event. If you look at that more closely in a historical context you'll realize that the patriot movement was gaining traction at the time and there was a move to appeal the assault weapons ban and that was about to be voted on and it was knocked off the rails.

TO: Why do you think these people care about assault weapons. If I'm willing to kill American children--I'm going all out black helicopters or FEMA concentration camps--or ecological control (which I don't think Bush would agree to) that's pretty extreme. What end game that justifies blowing up the world trade center? It has to be more than banning assault rifles.

JT: I think the World Trade Centers was an attempt to justify this expensive attack into the Middle East.

TO: We went into Afghanistan first--I'd think if we planned on going in somewhere we'd go somewhere with oil--like Saudi Arabia.

JT: Saudi Arabia is very close with the Bush family.

TO: Okay--how about Iraq or Iran?

JT: I think it was supposed to get us to Iraq.

TO: But Iraq was a disaster. If I planned to go in and staged an attack to justify it, wouldn't I also plan to plant some WMD? Make sure we found it on like day 3. But--back to assault weapons: are the conspirators planning to subjugate the US and they have to get rid of assault weapons to do that?

JT: I think so. I think that may have something to do with that.

TO: But there are millions of assault weapons already sold in the US. Tons of ammunition. It'll be good for 100 years. What will banning them do?

JT: It'll make it more difficult for law abiding citizens to own them.

TO: But these are already out there. If I went to gun owners I know and said "start handing them out"--there are a lot of them already out there. I think the horse left the barn. Also, no one is trying to ban hand guns. There was this gun called the Liberator--ultra cheap, one shot--and it came with a comic strip that showed using the gun to kill a soldier and take his rifle.

So how does this take over work? The TSA? Half of them are going to quit--they won't fight. They're doofuses. The army is also more ideologically diverse--you're going to lose a lot of them--and you're dealing with a heavily armed populace.

So what does this look like? I do my stuff and I make it illegal to sell assault weapons and I'm decades away from seizing power. No one in charge will ever see this happen in their administration.

JT: That's true--the elected leaders won't see it happen. That's probably true.

TO: The average CIA director lasts 3.09 years. The average FEMA director is 2.40. Presidents get two terms. Is their end-game 50 or 100 years out?

JT: I Think they're generally fulfilling roles--positions. I don't think they're in charge--I don't think Obama is either.

TO: Do  you think it's the Illuminati--a power beyond America? Do you think it's bad-actors in middle management?

JT: I think it's a select number of individuals who are influential in the corporate sector and the financial sector--banking and what-not.

TO: Banking?

JT: That's part of it.

TO: I know some banking guys--that's my day job. It's not like I'm having lunch of the president of Bank of America or anything but I've seen what their days are like--these are guys at the top or near it. Their days are like slices of five minute meetings where they are slammed with work, trying desperately to make an informed decision with minimal information. You can't get on their calendars for months.

I don't see them having an extra week of the week to be plotting insurrection.

JT: Like CEOs?

TO: CEOs, COOs--CTOs. Pretty up-there guys. Guys you'd need.

JT: They're just filling a function  as well because they're good at what they do. But there are guys above that. Owners.

TO: The board of directors. That's true--but come on: if the Board of Directors orders Vickram Pandit--ex-CEO of Citi--who they later kicked out--and they order him to capitalize on this "thing that is going to happen"--there's a chance it'll explode on contact.

If he realizes that he's being asked to make money or something off 20 dead kids there's no guarantee he'll go along with that. Same with the army guys. I know plenty of army guys--and there are so many diverse people there. I don't think these people will go along with "Operation Seize America."

One last thing on the plan: We have total control over the CIA, FEMA, Navy SEALS, Obama--they can't control House Republicans? Is the solution then to vote Tea Party forever more because they're beyond control?

The assault weapons ban totally failed. They defeated background checks.

JT: They didn't move as quickly as they needed to. The window of time when Sandy Hook took place was like 2-3 weeks.

TO: I listened to the Slate political podcast and they said that if Obama had moved in the first month we'd all be talking about how crass it was for him to be using the tragedy to push his agenda. So now we'd be talking about how it failed because he was tasteless.

If these guys are good at demolitions, maybe they're not so good at mass manipulation.

JT: They got us to sign onto the UN Assault Weapons ban.

TO: That's so we don't sell those to other regimes. As an American citizen I'm not real fired up about people in other countries having weapons. I'd prefer we not be selling them.

JT: Well, it could be the basis for disarming civilians inside the US at home.

TO: Isn't that kind of slippery-slope? There's nothing in that bill that suggests it could be used here. Wouldn't even trying that cause an insurrection?

JT: It was done in Australia and not the UK.

TO: Yeah--and the Australia hasn't exactly slid into dystopia.

JT: The weapon bans came off of indignation over events like this.

TO: Yeah but come on--door-to-door weapon searches would be cause for revolution here.

JT: They were doing door-to-door searches in Boston.

TO: True--but they weren't seizing things. We haven't read about coincident mass arrests for pirated software and cocaine they found. People believed those guys were dangerous. Was there actual damage from this? No one said "you can't come in."

JT: Why should they. We don't know if these guys even did anything. Or if these bombs were as deadly as the media claimed they are. As far as I'm concerned it's just smoke and mirrors.

TO: Okay--but back to the Senate. Once the conspirators realized the bill would die why not just seize a Senator's families and forcing them to pass the bill? If I have total control over the media and the CIA or whatever--why can a Senator hold out?

JT: I Don't think power is being exerted in that way. I don't think one could be that blatant. I think it's more furtive. Look at Senator Paul Wellstone. He would've been a strong opponent of the invasion of Iraq and his plane went  down in very suspicious circumstances in 2002. But I don't think it'll be done in a whole-hog kind of way to push a bill through.

I think Congress leaves a lot to be desired but I think it requires popular opinion to act.

I think 9/11 was an event that traumatize the country and galvanized public opinion in such a way that the Bush administration was actually pushed to go into Afghanistan which they wanted to anyway (if you look at the documents).

TO: Okay--let's talk about the evidence. My problem with the pictures that we've seen is that none of us are photo-analysts. There's this site where a blog author posted a picture of one of the bomb sites. I looked at it and I saw chairs standing up and glass windows in one piece and stuff and I said "this doesn't look like a bomb site to me."

The blog author was apparently in the CIA and stuff and said "No, that's exactly what an IED site looks like. I concluded: I was not an expert and I was not qualified to judge. So I don't really know. but I do know this: when Reddit went on the case they examined lots of photographic evidence and it was compelling, but it turns out it was wrong.
Not the Bombers.
If you want some really good description of this, look here: This American Life Picture Show. Listen to the pre-amble. It covers this.

So I pulled up a bunch of photographic evidence as a test and using your pictures I find that if I believe the photos then I also believe in:
  • Bigfoot
  • UFOs
  • And they faked the moon landings.
Does Bigfoot Have a Backpack?
  • And that Obama faked his birth certificate--well, not that--but I have some expertise.
Do you think Obama faked his birth certificate?

JT: The one he released later? Yes I do.

TO: Why?

JT: Because it has multiple layers.

TO: If you take your birth certificate and you scan it and you don't turn off Optical Character Recognition it'll have layers too. Because the scanner software tries to make sense of the writing as other layers so you can do searches and stuff.

JT: Okay.

TO: That's my little piece of document analysis expertise.

JT: His alleged autobiography isn't very believable also.

TO: Okay--but ... do you believe Bigfoot exists?

JT: I don't know I--

TO: UFOs? Fake Moon-Landing? They say there can't be a moon landing--the same techniques that I'd use to conclude that the bombing was fake would prove the Moon Landing was fake. Do you think that might be true?
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JT: I haven't looked at it closely enough.

TO: Do you believe the Holocaust happened?

JT: I'm not an expert or a scholar of the Holocaust. One would have to look at it more closely. But there are some beliefs that we as a culture have that have to be interrogated more closely.

TO: Have you ever been to the state of Hawaii?

JT: Yes.

TO: Washington State?

JT: Yes.

TO: Any state you haven't been to?

JT: Many.

TO: Do you believe they exist?

JT: Yes.

TO: Good. Global Warming?

JT: No. There's a huge amount of money in foundations and research.

TO: But there's huge money in oil too.

JT: It's whether or not CO2 emissions are causing a greenhouse effect. It's about why. I think the true science disproves their theories. I'd point to their methods--the idea that the earth is heating to such and such temperature and it's linked to carbon dioxide is valid.

TO: Well, okay--back to Bigfoot. As far as I can tell the photo-evidence for Bigfoot is great if the story doesn't otherwise not make too much sense: one has never been found. For the actors and fake legs story I would say that the photos may or may not show something--but the story doesn't seem to make sense.

If someone sees people taking off a fake leg the whole thing is blown. The plan of faking mass casualties seems so risky--so fraught with error that it damages my ability to believe it. What would we do about about the many people in emergency rooms all over the city.

JT: I'm not sure. It's a bigger question. Boston is much more finite.

TO: Yeah but isn't the same thing. If there's multitudes of people saying the same thing whether it's about Boston or Global Warming isn't that the same question? Isn't it more likely that if scores of independent people are telling the same story that they're telling the truth?

JT: I think there is an impulse amongst most of us, highly educated or not, to defer to the system. To believe that if most people are saying "it happened" to believe that it happened. To believe that the media would not lie to us. That experts would not lie to us. That governments would not lie to us. But Governments do lie and our government is one of the biggest liars.

The media are, to a large degree, controlled. I do not believe they are truth-tellers and if they could do what they did to sell us 9/11 and this war on terror, then this is really small potatoes.

TO: I knew who Bin Laden was prior to 9/11--I read Messages To The World which is his manifestos, all annotated to explain what he was talking about. Unless those are all totally made up, 9/11 isn't out of character at all. What's implausible about 9/11? Did Bin Laden exist?

JT: He existed. He worked for America for most of his career.

TO: We armed the Taliban in the context of the cold war. But Bin Laden was no fan of our form of government.

JT: Yeah, that's probably true. But he's not capable of doing what took place on 9/11. He couldn't wire the towers and building 7 to explode.

TO: I've seen those arguments--but the majority of the scientists I've seen come down on the side that a fully fueled airplane could bring down the towers by weakening the steel.

JT: I can't accept that. I don't think it's scientifically--

TO: Why not? We're not material scientists.

JT: It was a controlled demolition. In every building collapse they could recover almost all of the bodies. In that case over 1100 bodies were turned into dust.

TO: Those were two of the biggest buildings in the world and I'm not aware of any other buildings hit by fully fueled jumbo-jets.

JT: They were designed to withstand being hit by jet-liners.

TO: They were designed to withstand being hit by airplanes--but a fully fueled jet? I don't know about that--and the plane hit it at speed ... I could see saying "Are you sure?" But I gotta defer to the experts. I can't be 100% sure but I see no compelling reason to say it couldn't have worked.

JT: There's over 1000 engineers for 9/11 truth. That's over 1000 people--maybe more. I think they put together a very compelling argument.

[ NOTE: You can read some criticism / analysis here. ]

TO: We do agree that planes hit the buildings? Yes?

JT: Yes. But we're not sure that all the alleged people are really dead. Some of them have been found alive since then. [ This is true. Although cases of mistaken identities were resolved fairly quickly. ] Which brings up a Sandy Hook question: who were these children whose pictures we have here. Have they all been identified?

There should be autopsies and death certificates and the like and journalists don't even have that. They don't even have a death certificate for Adam Lanza [ Also True. The Certificate will be released when complete--Huffington Post has requested one on as of Feb 11th and apparently it has not been released yet. ] bringing into question that he was the perpetrator.

It reminds me of the same questions around the 19 hijackers or however many there were. These people had their pictures produced--and this was them--and yet some of them still showed up alive. Some were pilots and such--but they're alive and well in other countries.

TO: Okay. So even if some data isn't correct it still takes a massive amount of proof to overturn something as big as the Holocaust or similar. I've seen all these Bigfoot pictures. I've seen the analysis of the Boston pictures--nothing there is compelling enough to make me decide the conspiracy theories suddenly make more sense than the conventional narrative.

JT: Did you see pictures of severed limbs in the Boston pictures?

TO: No--generally not.

JT: I couldn't see any of that.

TO: But we're seeing a select group of pictures well away from the fact. If 'Joe the medic' shows up and he's not part of the conspiracy and there are tons of problems [ such as people without limbs--but no sign of the limb or enough blood ] he's going to know something is very, very wrong. There has to be, like, hundreds of those people.

JT: Not if it's a controlled drill.

TO: How do you control a drill at the finish line? As soon as the noise-maker goes off, some people are going to go in the direction of the blast.

JT: It was cordoned off by police.

TO: But in the immediate aftermath there are going to be people coming out of shops or going to windows to look ...

JT: People won't run towards the explosion.

TO: What if someone exits the shop into the "blast area."

JT: I think most people would be terrified.

TO: Yeah--but everyone? People with cell phone cameras are taking pictures right away and on twitter instantly. It seems like a terrible risk to stage something that I want to keep secret in a place with more cameras than anywhere else in the city.

JT: The Boston Police department was having drills that day anyway.

TO: I've heard that said. That there were claims of drills. But if I were going to set off an explosion I'm not sure I'd want a drill there that day--and published on my website--and then have a terror event go off. If I were going to do that I might not want a drill there at all. I need all those people to keep the secret.

JT: But the event is the drill.

TO: But then they'll go "it's a drill." Doctors in hospitals won't see people come in. People will say "I was on that drill group." There'd be scores if these were just innocent actors. There's like 15 to 30 people there. Unless they're in on it, they'll be talking immediately to the press.

JT: Perhaps they signed non-disclosure forms.

TO: I've signed a billion NDA's. Nothing that would keep me quiet about a massacre / conspiracy I was a part of as a drill. If I thought the people had killed someone - or even MAYBE killed somene - it wouldn't stop me: let them come after me.

JT: Right ... Well, the media was there and they just made this a reality.

TO: So Joe-Cub-Reporter runs over there ... and sees stuff that doesn't add up. Joe is newly hired and not part of the conspiracy. Are all reporters in on it? Do they have a meeting in the morning to set this up?

JT: Not necessarily because they create the impression the event is real. The drills are very lifelike.

TO: But this is the story of the decade and Joe thinks he'll win a Pulitzer for this. My mother did some reporting a long time ago--she'd have killed for that.

JT: I read the NYT report on this and the story they told--the body parts on the ground--it wasn't there. It's not in the photos. There was a video circulated on the Boston Globe. The pictures we've seen and the story on the cover don't match.

TO: Remember that picture that the NY Post put on their front page [ Warning: Guy About To Die. You don't need to see it. ] of the guy who was seconds away from getting killed by a subway car? They took tons of abuse for that. Maybe the media is intentionally not showing severed limbs?

JT: Well they did show the blown off limb of Jeff Bauman.

TO: In the context of a heroic story.

JT: If someone had wounds like that, why would anyone transport them in a wheelchair.

TO: In the army we were taught to, like, fireman's carry guys who were missing limbs or whatever if we had to.

JT: If a limb had sustained that much injury--that's not what it looks like. I got photographs last week of shark bite injuries. The complexity of the leg and muscle tissue is great--it's illustrated in these photos and the Boston photos don't look anything like that. I was skeptical of the Bauman photos and after seeing these other injuries I'm even more skeptical.

TO: Yeah--but neither of us are capable of doing the analysis of what limb-loss looks like from an IED. But some people--a lot of people do know because of the wars. I suspect a shark bite looks different.

JT: But aren't there numerous others--not just Bauman?

TO: Well--let's be careful. In the early hours there's terrible reporting. If someone reported blown-off limbs early on but maybe most injuries weren't anything like that. If the emergency rooms in Boston had a quiet night on the 15th all these doctors would know. There would be huge medical staffs who would be raising questions.

JT: Well, I disagree. I think that allopathic physicians are probably the easiest to buy off. Pharmaceutical companies do it every day. It wouldn't surprise me.

TO: My wife's a doctor. The way that the drug guys work really isn't like paying for a cover-up. They don't just mysteriously show up and give them money. Some mysterious guy showing up would have to pay off not the doctors--but nurses, orderlies, secretaries--scores of people who might not "take the money." You'd have to do this before your plan--and any given person could "explode on contact" and go public right there.

JT: That's assuming people are honest.

TO: You have to assume that 1 in a hundred isn't honest.

JT: Well, several dozen medical staff.

TO: But it's not just the doctors. What about the nurses?

JT: They say there are 264 injuries. It started at 170 -- and went up. It seems really inflated. Are those figures coming from the hospitals. But look at the EMT reaction on that day. There's closed-circuit footage. It seems really unusual for an alleged event of that scale.

Why didn't the ambulances go right to the scene? There were police cars down there.

TO: I don't know.

JT: You want to wheel people up the street for a photo-op. In a wheelchair.

TO: Maybe--but I think it's more likely that I just don't know enough about what the protocol is with this kind of event.

JT: They have wheels just like police cars.

TO: Yeah, but maybe they don't maneuver as well. Maybe there are security concerns or safety concerns like secondary bombs? Just because I don't know why they set it up that way doesn't mean it's for a photo-op.

JT: Well I didn't see any triage there. It's typical, as you probably know, for EMTs to do triage on the victims to sort on the degree of severity of their wounds.

TO: On the Slate podcast they talked about this. They said there were tents set up for runners for extreme dehydration and stuff and they were converted to triage tents.

JT: But the nurses we've seen--their actions and demeanor didn't match. I noticed that with the Sandy Hook reportage too. These individuals didn't look that disturbed in their body language and tenor of their voices.

TO: I saw people saying one of the Sandy Hook fathers was a fake because he was laughing one minute and crying the next. That's like every funeral I've ever been to.

JT: I wasn't even thinking about that one. But there was hardly a tear there in town that I could see. It was a matter of the anxiety and panic--the adrenaline -that one would have after those events. I didn't see that over-all. I wasn't there, of course.

TO: Isn't this like the "Ref must be blind" things from sports fans? I mean we're not there. So we're at a distance. I think we've gone over a lot of this. I have a  place to close this. You have a post of questions you'd like people to answer. I really liked that. I'm going to do a post where I answer those questions. But one of them I want to talk to you about here. "What is a conspiracy theory?" I really liked that and I'd like to answer it here. I think a conspiracy theory has two elements:
  1. It violates risk-to-benefit planning like "I want to invade Iraq so I will knock down the world trade-towers and, if caught, die and possibly destroy the US economy."
  2. They require large numbers of people to keep deadly secrets--secrets that would get them killed if they came out.
JT: I do think that's generally Noam Chomsky's take on 9/11--that there would be too many people involved for it to be fake.

TO: I don't agree with Chomsky on too many things--but I guess we agree on that. Professor Tracey, thank you for a great interview. This went on far longer than I expected.

JT: I'd like to see that post. Thank you!

What Do I Think?
Professor James Tracey was friendly and articulate. I have a very poor reaction to doubting (and worse for denying) the Holocaust--but I'm pretty certain James Tracey is no Nazi. Here's what I think is going on: all of us carry around axioms that we use to build our narratives of events. For example, I think any large conspiracy will leak so I don't see effective large intricate conspiracies anywhere. 

In Professor James Tracey's case, I think the axiom is that "most people are not honest" (or, at least, many people)--this is made clear when we talk about the possible bribing of doctors to keep quiet about not seeing a massive influx of causalities.

If this is your axiom--and, perhaps, another is that everyone is using whatever power they have in the ruthless pursuit of more power--then you do see massive conspiracies everywhere.

I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader which axioms make more sense.

As To The Conspiracy Itself
The conspiracy looks something like this:
  1. Ag group of military/industrial leaders wish to turn the US into a police state for [ reasons ]. They have co-opted the president and Homeland Security and the FBI and the CIA and FEMA but not individual congressmen (jury still out on the Supreme Court*)
  2. They decide the way to do this is to make assault weapons illegal as a sort of part-1 to forcibly seizing power and crushing the resistance. I will note that there are an estimated 1.5 million assault weapons and over 100 million handguns in the US today. These weapons and their ammunition will remain good for a century if kept in reasonable storage. Regardless, first they have to limit people from buying more.
  3. They start staging "events" based on the idea that pubic outrage will lead to gun-reduction the same way it worked in Australia. These events are a strange fusion of real killings or abductions and staged "drills."
  4. The drill-elements (which sometimes are presented to the press as the actual event) use people recruited off the internet but kept quiet somehow--possibly NDAs. Deaths are claimed--but instead of really killing people (save for some few public figures who might cause problems) they only pretend to and therefore cannot produce death certificates or autopsy reports--and cannot fake them. They are forced to suppress any possible questions from, for example, area hospitals, law enforcement that is not "in on it," and EMTs who are not part of the drill and arrive after. That is okay: they have staff to do this--and time--and planning to make it go smoothly. But even if someone leaks ...
  5. It does not matter because the media--all major elements--network and cable news, radio, talk radio, small press, and local press unquestioningly or intentionally accepts their story and will shout down anyone who disagrees. People are, surprisingly, allowed to disagree: they are not killed or disappeared but rather "discredited" (to the limits of the media's ability--these people do not always lose their jobs).
  6. The plan is not working well: despite successfully managing the events (including tricky ones like demolishing two of the largest buildings in the US with, at least, some people inside them) we have been involved in the required wars with little to show for it and gun control has been taken off the table without even a vote. Their operations have also, predictably, produced a massive video record where their operatives are caught plainly by amateur camera operators. The copious publicly available data presents a clear story that, if it were to be accepted, would destabilize the entire conspiracy.
As should be clear from the above, I don't buy this: I believe that the media is too large and diverse to be effectively controlled by a small cabal of board of directors guys--that a conspiracy that could blow up the WTC with firemen (not to mention civilians) inside would have killed Ted Cruz rather than let him scuttle their gun control bill. I don't see why one would have a real and a fake bomb or mix real shooters and missing kids with fake kids in this fashion.

I do not believe it would be likely to control the heads of numerous public organizations over more than a decade (3 presidents, 7 CIA Directors, 5 FEMA Directors, various FBI agents, and so on from 1996 to 2013) who would be necessary for success over the span of Oklahoma to Boston.

I believe the use of actors and drills, at all, would be a non-starter: people seeing their names and images in the paper and being heralded as heroes when they knew they were just part of a drill would collapse instantly. No NDA in the world will protect in the case of a criminal act. All the actors--recruited, we are led to believe, from the Internet (rather than internal sources to various agencies where they could, at least, be screened for psychological suitability)--would be required to maintain character when a story that it was real was breaking on TV and they were on the scene.

I don't believe the presumed cabal could exist for decades without devouring itself.

Finally
The problem with believing in Bigfoot is not the presented photographic evidence: I can't--and most of us can't--properly analyze it. The problem is with the larger narrative itself. Are there giant, very intelligent--but utterly undiscovered hominids living in North America? It's not impossible--but it strains credibility badly. So long as we stick to pictures and questions about them we, without expertise, cannot answer, the conspiracy narrative lives--it makes sense of that 'C' on the moon rock, the lack of stars above the lunar lander, the fact that mountains in the distance are "too close."

So long as we keep data out of context (reports from the first 72 hours around a major event) we can find pieces that don't fit (reports that Lanza had four hand guns, for example).

When we see pictures we instantly and innately build stories around them--two high school guys were the bombers ... or "don't those look like Navy SEALS?"

But when we add expertise and personal experience a lot of this collapses. Scanning a document creates layers if OCR is active. There were triage tents for runners. Doctors--even allopathic ones--would question taking bribes or threats from mysterious individuals however cozy they are with their drug reps.

I think it's very human to use our own beliefs and pictures with elements we don't understand to scaffold up various theories--but they are still faces we're seeing in clouds. They're just pattern-matching to our own internal axioms.

In the end, I guess, we'll all have to decide what levels of proof we need to accept anything.

I'm not real sure Minnesota exists myself.


* See what I did there?

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Omnivore Interviews Public Policy Polling!

Polling occupies a major portion of the mind-share here at the offices of The Omnivore (it may not be entirely accurate, but imagine a massive, light-filled open-plan office with lots of creativity-inducing empty space and, most importantly, the staffers wearing pants). As such, we wanted to get a few words with one of our favorite pollsters: Public Policy Polling!

Public Policy Polling (PPP) is a robo-calling player who is generally identified as working for Democrats and has teamed up with the Service Employees International Union (SEIU)--another left-identified outfit. This isn't to say they don't have a reputation for accuracy. Let's check the Republican leaning National Review Online from 2010:
Overall, PPP has a reputation for reliability; in 2008, the Wall Street Journal looked at various pollsters’ results and ranked PPP among the best. Its last poll in the New Jersey governor’s race had Republican Chris Christie winning by six points (he won by four), its last poll in the Virginia governor’s race had Bob McDonnell winning by 14 (he won by 18), and its last poll in the Massachusetts special Senate election had Scott Brown by five (on the nose).
On the other hand, they have a serious reputation in conservative circles for "over-sampling Dems." This means that when they go and robo-poll a bunch of people they ask their party identification there's usually a LOT more Democrats in the list-of-people-called than Republicans. So of course they find that the preferred candidate is the donkey!

As PPP has gotten a lot of push-back, they have taken to re-tweeting negative tweets sent to them on Twitter! It's difficult for The Omnivore to describe it's love for this: words haven't been invented--but a word was invented it would probably be 'Dramaluzariffic.' It's really a good thing that word wasn't invented.



So we tweeted PPP and asked them to do a 15 min phone interview with us on the topic of polling conspiracy theories. They didn't respond--but ... we know tweets sometimes "get lost in the mail." So we sent them a nice email with the topics and some of the questions we'd ask. Nothing. No response. We know that emails sometimes get, erm, lost by the server.

So we pivoted ... we picked up the phone and called Clint Eastwood: "Hey, Clint," we said, "We're having trouble reaching PPP--what should we do?" "They're a robo-calling polling firm, you idiots," the former mayor of Carmel told us. "You pick up the phone and call them."

So we did ...
IMPORTANT: Phone Is Unplugged!

The Omnivore: Hello PPP, thanks for taking the time to speak with us today.

PPP: It's great to talk to you.

The Omnivore: Okay, first things first. You over-sample the hell out of Democrats. What's up with that?

PPP: Let's be clear: firstly, when we conduct a poll we make sure we survey more than enough people to get an accurate sample size--that allows us to randomly reject individual surveys from the sample if certain demographics are over-represented. The random selection removes any potential bias with that step alone. Then we mathematically weigh the results to the actual demographics. Our results are transparent and accurate. Don't focus on the D+12 number--keep in mind that the actual end-state results mathematically reflect the entire population we polled.

The Omnivore: Yeah--but how do you know what the "actual demographics" are for, say, Virginia?

PPP: Well, there are a lot of ways to do that and they're kind of proprietary.

The Omnivore: So you can't tell us?

PPP: It's not on our website anywhere you can find it.

The Omnivore: But you do NOT use party affiliation. Isn't that like, all important?

PPP: There's some conventional wisdom that way--but we don't think so. We weight for race, age, and gender based on a combination of census numbers, voter participation in past elections, and poll response. The mathematics make this pretty accurate.

The Omnivore: Can you explain the ... uh ... math to us?

PPP: How long do you have? And how smart are you?

The Omnivore: Uh ... Never mind--but look: so on, like, Sunday Todd Akin makes his 'Legitimate Rape' comments and the whole world blows up--but suddenly there's PPP with a poll showing him with a lead--even after the comments over Claire McCaskill. It has a +11 Republican sample. Do, uh, any of your other polls have a +11 Republican sample?

PPP: Very few, if any, admittedly. Maybe more Republicans were picking up the phone that day?

The Omnivore: Maybe. But then Akin clings to his victory in the primaries and his lead in your poll like he clings to guns and religion and stays in possibly costing the GOP a senate seat. Coincidence?

PPP: You think we cooked up a poll just to make Akin stay in?

The Omnivore: Lot of people do. Isn't it true that lefty-Daily Kos guy sued Rasmussen for "fixing polls" to 'create a narrative'? Didn't the Daily Kos lawsuit allege that polls could have an impact on voter behavior leading to making commissioning a fixed poll sort like ... say ... an advertising campaign? But one that gets priced in to every polling aggregator on the planet?

PPP: Well, in that case Nate Silver took a look at their numbers and the math didn't add up. They did get an AAPOR rebuke. A lot of people take a look at our stuff and we've never been sanctioned. Many people don't understand polling--the math is sometimes counter-intuitive so it leads to conspiracy theory. Especially when people don't like the results.

But look at it this way: who would ever think that a hard core Republican like Todd Akin would trust a 'fixed' PPP poll? I mean, if we were going to fake a poll, wouldn't we want to fake one that had a chance of being taken seriously? And if we did fake the numbers, wouldn't we have something like, I don't know, D+3? Something that "readers would buy?"

The Omnivore: Good point, I guess. What Republican can be expected to read an R+11 poll and go SEEMS LEGIT?

PPP: In Todd Akin's case: 'SEEMS LEGITIMATE.'

The Omnivore: Leave the humor to us. No, wait--aren't you guys the ones who asked if Mitt Romney should get some of the credit for killing Bin Laden?

PPP: We did! About 15% of Ohio gave Mitt credit for that! We wanted to see if some people would credit Obama for anything.

The Omnivore: You also found that Charlie Sheen would beat Sarah Palin. What do you say to charges that you set up these crazy questions just to embarrass Republicans?

PPP: Hey--we report, you decide.

The Omnivore: Ha. Ha. Okay, here's a question for you: your CEO Dean Debham in a fist fight with Scott Rasmussen--who wins?

PPP: We'll go with D+17 for the knock-out.

Friday, September 7, 2012

The Omnivore Interviews Libertarian Gary Johnson!

As we continue our sizzling series of third party interviews we come to the big kahuna: The Libertarian Party's candidate Gary Johnson! Libertarian principles are dedicated with laser-like focus to individualism and personal liberty. They believe, for example:

  • The government doesn't have the right to restrict personal relationships in anyway and in any public sector job. Gay marriage is up to the individual. Abortion, similarly, is an individual choice.
  • Self defense is the only legitimate use of force. Bear those arms!
  • No foreign wars: bring the troops home--from Afghanistan ... Iraq ... and Europe. No torture: unjustly incarcerated individuals can sue! Try the people in Gitmo ... In courts, even.
  • Remove unnecessary federal health-care mandates: provide for essential health care to individuals who can't afford it with simple "block grants" to states where innovation can create health-care efficencies.
  • Make Marijuana Legal.
  • Make it easier for immigrants to get a visa and a 2-year grace period for illegal immigrants to get work visas. Streamline the process to "reduce illegal immigration."
Here's his handy comparison chart:

Gary? Whoever made this split it over THREE pages. I'm cutting off the bottom because I had to  make this an image off your PDF already. DO NOT run the country the way you run your comparison chart.

So we reached out to him and requested an interview--a short 15-20 minute phone conversation to ask some friendly, insightful questions.

No response. But we, at The Omnivore, have a philosophy that guides us in our every-day lives--especially at moments of great crisis ...

WHAT WOULD EASTWOOD DO!?
Uh ... yeah--but that's not what we meant ...
Readers, allow me to introduce Gary Johnson!
Looks efficient ... Simple lines ... Not too expensive ... IT'S HIM!

The Omnivore: Hello, Gary--thank you for taking the time to speak with us! Let's get to everyone's first question here: does that Am I A Libertarian Quiz on the Libertarian web site EVER show someone isn't a Libertarian?

Gary Johnson: Only if you hate freedom. And America.

The Omnivore: Right. Okay, next question: Iran has a bomb, intel says they might attack Israel. You're the president: what do you do?

Gary Johnson: Israel has been a strong military ally and while I have to say that I don't see any threat from Iran right now, we have to be vigilant. Iran will not act against their own best interest--which an attack on Israel would be.

The Omnivore: So .... ? Intel says they're going for it, what do you do?

Gary Johnson: It would depend on the facts on the ground. I'd make sure they knew it was "against their interests."

The Omnivore: Okay--economics time: You'd get rid of the IRS?

Gary Johnson: Abolish them, yes. I'd replace income tax with a Federal consumption tax.

The Omnivore: Can the president ... actually just go and do that?

Gary Johnson: Let's find out.

The Omnivore: Okay, closer the reason why everyone else is reading this interview ... are you going to spoil things for Romney?

Gary Johnson: I believe the standard answer is that I will draw votes from both Obama and Romney.

The Omnivore: Yeah ... but?

Gary Johnson: My supporters--and Ron Paul's supporters, if they decide to vote for me, could make an impact this year. Our own newsletter points out that this year we could deprive Romney of five battleground states and thus, our supporters, could determine the election's outcome. We're polling at 5% and the spread between Obama and Romney is around 1% in a lot of places. We're also trying to get into the debates--which they want to shut us out of.

The Omnivore: Is a vote for you a "vote for Obama"?

Gary Johnson: A vote for me is a vote for personal liberty. Also: for legalized marijuana.

The Omnivore: Speaking of Ron Paul voters, do you think that the irony of the Republicans using a USA! USA! USA! chant to shut down the previously agreed-to democratic process in order to ram a rules-change through is lost on them?

Gary Johnson: I wonder if the irony of the Republicans complaining about the deficit is lost on them.

The Omnivore: You're something of a fitness freak, aren't you--your bio points out that you've scaled the highest peaks of "4 continents including Everest, mountain biked the TransAlps challenge, and have participated several times in Hawaii's Ironman Triathlon Championship."

Gary Johnson: It's true. It's also true that I left New Mexico as one of the only four states with a balanced budget and a surplus and cut over 12000 government jobs without firing anyone--

The Omnivore: Yes, we read that, but what we really want to know is--

Gary Johnson: I restored the State General Fund reserves to more than 222 million from a low of 28.1 million and--

The Omnivore: --Could you beat up Paul Ryan?

Gary Johnson: --and created more than 20,000 new jobs--I--what?

The Omnivore: He's a P90X guy and he's going around claiming to be a libertarian and handing out copies of Atlas Shrugged could you--

Gary Johnson: Cage match?

The Omnivore: Sure.

Gary Johnson: It's on.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

The Omnivore Interviews Virgil Goode!


As part of The Omnivore's 3rd Party candidate interview series we wanted to catch up with former congressman  Virgil Goode of the Constitution Party. Goode is the man who many people think may beat Romney ... the way Nader beat Gore. He's running to Romney's right and pulling perhaps 4% in the crucial swing-state of Virginia. As most of that is presumably coming from Romney, it's all over for him if he runs. The good news for Republicans is that it's hard--very hard--to get on the ballot in Virginia: Remember, only a couple of RNC contenders managed it (Perry did not). So it's not too worrying.

Oh wait: he just did.

Goode gives us his basic platform in an easy to understand graphic:
Picture
Ending Citizenship for Anchor Babies? Hey--It's in the Constitution!
So we reached out to him ... and got no response ... in what is now part of a trend. We've never let that stop us. Let me introduce Virgil Goode!
It Does Look Like His Kind Of Chair, Don't It?
The Omnivore: Hello, Mr. Goode--thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to speak with us! Let's get right to it: are you going to spoil Mitt Romney?

Virgil Goode: Thank you. I'm going to draw votes from both Republicans and Democrats. The man who I buy gas from told me this morning that he'd never vote for Romney--but he's voting for me.

The Omnivore: Does this man cross many demographics single-handedly and represent the mind-state of the thousands of potential VA Obama voters who will be attracted to your platform?

Virgil Goode: What?

The Omnivore: That's a personal anecdote. Polls show that with you in the mix Romney loses VA badly. Virginia is a crucial swing-state for him. Are you really going to run knowing you could cost the country four more years of Obama?

Virgil Goode: There's a saying in the armed forces: Go big or go home. I aim to go big.

The Omnivore: Don't you think that ending citizenship for children born in the US to illegals and a moratorium green cards might cost you the vote of everyone who came over here as an immigrant?

Virgil Goode: I'd like to think it'll get me the votes of millions of US citizens who are out of work right now.

The Omnivore: Doesn't sending children who may have been born here home after a life-time of growing up seem a bit heartless? Didn't Rick Perry call people who were too hard on immigration ... heartless?

Virgil Goode: It sounds like enforcing the law. I remember Rick Perry being unable to recall the third part of his platform.

The Omnivore: Okay. What would you do about Iran?

Virgil Goode: I'd need access to more intelligence that I currently have to know what to do. One thing I would not do is get involved in a war without the consent of Congress as the Constitution requires. I would NOT be led by the UN as we were in Libya.

The Omnivore: But suppose the intel says they are "making a sprint for a bomb"--in the final rapid stages of preparation of a nuclear weapon?

Virgil Goode: I suppose they had better 'sprint' pretty fast then.

The Omnivore: What would you do about jobs?

Virgil Goode: Remove regulations--but mostly cut down on illegals and immigrants who are taking US jobs. Most of the roofing done in areas of Virginia is done, I am told, by illegals. If you put a stop to that, you create jobs.

The Omnivore: How about ... I'm not even sure why I'm asking this ... stimulus?

Virgil Goode: We need to cut the deficit. We need to submit a budget that is balanced now--not in 10 years. We need to repeal ObamaCare and we need to cut across the board. Bold cuts, like the National Endowment for the Arts, Planned Parenthood, and Public Radio. They'll need to sell advertisements like everyone else. I wouldn't cut veteran's benefits though I would cut defense. It'll be painful--it has to be done.

The Omnivore: You know, though, that other than defense, none of that adds up to anything approximating a solution. What about ... Medicare? Social Security?

Virgil Goode: I voted to strengthen the social security lock-box and not allow funds to be taken out.

The Omnivore: So ... Cut planned parenthood, NEA, and NPR and we're good?

Virgil Goode: 'Goode.'

The Omnivore: Got it. What about the charge that you're going to make a naked play for Ron Paul voters? You have a few planks the like--auditing the Fed, return to a gold standard, and isolationism. Do you think you can capture his army?

Virgil Goode: They're free to vote however they like. Imagine if we had a gold standard right now--how our money would be protected from hyper-inflation!

The Omnivore: We ... uh ... are not seeing hyper-inflation.

Virgil Goode: Just wait.

The Omnivore: Yeah. Last question: Who would win in a fight--you or Paul Ryan?

Virgil Goode: ...

The Omnivore: Virgil? Mr. Goode?  :: touches chair :: ... I think he's gone ...

Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Omnivore Interviews Green Party Nominee Dr. Jill Stein!

The Omnivore is kicking off a series of looks at the vital and vibrant 3rd parties that our great nation has--ours isn't just a two party system and we at The Omnivore believe an informed electorate is the best electorate. First on our list is one of the oldest 3rd parties in the nation with significant prominence: the Greens.

Their platform is called the Green New Deal. It advocates:
  1. An Economic Bill of Rights. They will end unemployment, creating a "job bank" with 16 million jobs that are nationally funded and locally controlled. They will provide quality healthcare to all (single-payer--meaning no insurance--it's just the government). They will offer tuition-free education through college and forgive student debt. They will end all foreclosures and evictions, creating a federal bank with local branches to take on distressed mortgages and, if necessary, rent homes to occupants at affordable rates (no more than 25% of income). They will tax the heck out of corporations and big business.
  2. A Green Transition: They will provide grants / low-interest loans to green businesses and cooperatives. They will re-direct fossil fuel research money to wind, solar, and geothermal.They will create a world of mass-transit and inter-city railroads and "complete" streets with bike paths and pedestrian traffic.
  3. Real Financial Reform: They will break up the big banks. Those banks are hoarding cash-assets that are needed for expansion. They will end tax-payer funded bailouts for banks (and other financial institutions and re-install Glass-Stegall separation of depository and speculative banks. They will impose a 90% tax on bonuses for bailed out bankers.
  4. A Functioning Democracy: They will make it clear that corporations are NOT people (my friends) and end their big-donor money that corrupts politics. They will have non-partisan oversight of elections. They will make Election Day a national holiday. They will enact same-day voter-registration at the polls. They will abolish the Electoral College. They will allow ex-offender to vote and enact statehood for Washington D.C.

When it comes to foreign policy? They believe the UN should lead--not the US--and they would allow, for example, foreign inspectors to inspect the US. They would disband nuclear weapons and the UN veto powers for the five top members. They would begin investigations into the Bush administration (and maybe Obama's) for war crimes.

The Green Party is a left-wing group that is fielding Dr. Jill Stein for president in 2012! Dr. Stein is a committed activist, physician, and teacher of internal medicine. We wanted to spend 15-20 minutes on a phone interview with Dr. Stein. We figured, with the number of hits The Omnivore gets per day we'd be near the top of their list.

Unfortunately ...
Hello Omnivore,
Thank you for your interest in interviewing Jill. Unfortunately, at this time due to the high number of requests she receives, we are unable to accommodate this interview. I will contact you in the event of an opening.
Best,
Amanda Lazzari
Media Scheduler
Jill Stein for President
We, at The Omnivore, were stunned .. too busy for a 15minute phone interview? Clearly if Dr. Stein works an 8 hour day she must be doing something like 300 interviews per month to be that booked. So we were stumped. What could we do? Then, on the last night of the Republican Convention, we were struck over the head with inspiration.

Dear readers, let me introduce Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party:
Hope She's Comfortable. Can't Really Tell
The Omnivore: Dr. Stein, thank you for speaking with us! Let's get straight to it: What do you tell people who say Ralph Nader cost Gore the election in 2000 and are afraid of voting Green this time around?

Jill Stein: Rather than being afraid of us killing Obama's chances, I'm really more worried about the political establishment killing us! That issue is the politics of fear talking--and look where that has gotten us: everything we're afraid of. Look, if you are considering voting Green, ask yourself this: if Obama is going to de-regulate Wall Street almost as much as Romney and Obama is going to lower corporate taxes almost as much as Romney does voting for the lesser of the two evils really make sense?

And anyway, that's not true: the exit polls show that Nader took equal votes from Gore and Bush--he didn't "spoil" the election.

The Omnivore: Good answer--but here, we like the math. We just don't understand all the math--but we can read a Conclusion section with the best of them. This paper on the election concludes as follows:
How do our results stack up against conventional wisdom, which holds that Ralph Nader spoiled the 2000 presidential election for Gore? We find that this common belief is justified, but our results show clearly that Nader spoiled Gore’s presidency only because the 2000 presidential race in Florida was unusually tight. Had Florida had a more typical Bush-Gore margin in 2000, Nader would not have been a spoiler.
Jill Stein: If Nader had won his home state then Florida wouldn't have been an issue, close or not.

The Omnivore: That's not comforting to people who are pretty sure Gore wouldn't have invaded Iraq.

Jill Stein: Probably not.

The Omnivore: You ran against Rosanne Barr--yes, that Rosanne Barr--for the nomination. She had the interesting proposal that people could register Green but still vote Obama as a way to send a message. What do you think of that ... and what do you think of the argument that (A) by fielding almost-candidates like Rosanne Barr and (B) by constantly losing you are actually doing more damage to the 3rd Party notion than you are helping it?

Jill Stein: Donald Trump was the Republican polling leader for a period of weeks on the Birth Certificate issue.

The Omnivore: ... Can't argue.

The Omnivore: Okay, what about this: your platform isn't just aggressive. It's revolutionary. Surely you know that the President can't enact all of that--or, indeed, almost any of that. In fact ... probably none of that. How realistic is any part of your platform given that you have no one in Congress?

Jill Stein: As you say you like "the math," you know that electoral votes are generally correlated. That is, a condition under which, say, Romney wins New Jersey has him winning Ohio, Virginia, Florida, and so on--a lot of places, right?

The Omnivore: ... You kind of sound like me there for a moment.

Jill Stein: You're talking to an empty chair, you idiot. What do you think the chair is going to sound like? Anyway, any election that has me win the presidency involves a set of sweeps across multiple areas if not in the first term, by the second. It's a sea-change in the way Americans think about Democracy.

Our model has us take both the House and the Senate in one or two cycles.

The Omnivore: Who do you expect to cast all those ballots? Die hard Republicans or Democrats who seem to make up about 94% of the voting populace?

Jill Stein: Walking trees. Like from Lord of the Rings. They're natural Green Party voters.

The Omnivore: ...

Jill Stein: I said the word "bullshit" live on CNN--you think I don't have a sense of humor?

The Omnivore: Moving on ... What are your red-lines for Syria? Under what conditions would you ever get involved? Chemical weapons being deployed or moved around like Obama said? What about Iran?

Jill Stein: There's absolutely no evidence that Iran is building a nuclear weapon. There is no reason for us to interfere. It's hard to know what's going on in Syria. I would need to have more information before making a commitment. We would be partners with the United Nations.

The Omnivore: I think it's safe to say, though, that a Green Administration wouldn't have much of a war machine?

Jill Stein: Pretty safe. What else is going to pay for all those mortgages and debt forgiveness for students?

The Omnivore: So what would you do for, say, air-power? What does the United States do when it wants to project military force?

Jill Stein: I'm sure they can think of something. How about ... I don't know? Some entrepreneurial initiative around confections? That's had some credibility in public sector funding if I recall my history.

The Omnivore: Are you suggesting the Air Force "Hold a bake-sale to buy a bomber?"

Jill Stein: It's worked for education-funding for decades.

The Omnivore: You're the only candidate to have an arrest record, aren't you?

Jill Stein: Well, if Romney releases his tax returns ...

The Omnivore: Can you tell us about your arrest?

Jill Stein: Yes. Myself and five others were arrested for--basically--trespassing during a lawful demonstration at Fannie Mae. We were asking them to sit down and bargain in good faith with home owners but, other than offering 2000 dollars for these people to go away, they refused to offer terms where they could stay in their homes. We elected to be arrested.

The Omnivore: And?

Jill Stein: It should be required for anyone who wants to hold an office that represents the public interest. They should know what's going on in our prison system: if people treated their dogs the way human prisoners are treated they would go to jail for animal cruelty. I was kept in a small cell for over 24 hours. It was filthy, freezing cold, and I had to stand much of the time due to overcrowding. There was no place to wash your hands--it was a public health nightmare ... and I speak as a physician.

The Omnivore: How about Osama Bin Laden? Would you have given the go-ahead?

Jill Stein: If we hadn't been arming people in Afghanistan 30 or 40 years ago Bin Laden wouldn't have been a problem.

The Omnivore: Okay--but you're elected in 2008 and the CIA has a line on him: what do you do?

Jill Stein: Not go into Pakistan without their permission and assistance, for one thing. Our platform is founded on recognizing other state's sovereignty. I'll also note that by the time America found him he had ceased to become a threat--save by being martyred--which he was. The way to deal with terrorist is through criminal trials, not drones and special forces strikes.

The Omnivore: Don't you think that might be naive?

Jill Stein: Is voting for the Green Party naive? Every four years there's a debate that, according to pundits, predicts the outcome of the race because the demographics of the small university [ Western Illinois University ] supposedly match those of the nation. We kicked off our campaign there--and you know what? After just six minutes of explaining our agenda we went from 3% share to 27% share. In a three-way race ... that's a tie.

The Omnivore: Yeah--but that's after six minutes of explaining yourself to college students. That's a tiny slice of your platform to a narrow audience--however demographically diverse it is--Don't you think for every popular idea like forgiving student loans or taxing bailed out banker bonuses--points for alliteration by the way--there are at least as many deal-breakers in your platform. The guy who says "Tax those pathetic Wall Street fat-cats!" may not want, say, the French inspecting American nuclear weapon silos or think it's credible that Iran doesn't want a nuclear weapon? I may like the idea of creating jobs--but find a "national job bank" to be an incredibly risky and expensive way of creating that.

I might not want to be foreclosed on--who does--but the idea of holding down prices on housing sounds a bit like Mugabe ordering fixed prices on flat-screen TVs when his economy failed. In other words, I think you can sell well to certain crowds--but I really question whether the whole thing is going to be a hit with almost anyone.

Jill Stein: We'll see. We're not even allowed to try at the national debates. What do you think they're afraid of?

The Omnivore: Last question: do you really think Obama is the same as Romney?

Jill Stein: Both are corporate candidates. Is Coke that different from Pepsi?

The Omnivore: Okay--so you and Santorum agree on something?

Jill Stein: ... Romney is a wolf in wolf's clothing. Obama is a smaller wolf in sheep's clothing. Either will be a disaster. And anyway, last I heard Santorum was endorsing Romney.

The Omnivore: Whew?

Jill Stein: Whew.

The Omnivore: Thank you for taking the time to talk with us! It's been very informative. We'll recommend everyone who has an interest in your party or positions check out the links above and listen to your NPR On Point Interview. Now, I've got to go: Will McAvoy is on the phone for our next interview.

Jill Stein: Thank you--and ask your physician about your medication!