With Apologies To Charlie Daniels

On Social Media (to the Tune of In America)

Well my porn's down' loadin' slow
And Trump's been pollin' low
And Zero Hedge's sayin' that America's fixin' to fall
Well speakin' just for me
And some people on mah Facebook Feed
We've got a thing or two to tell you all
The GOP may have stumbled
But she ain't never fell
And if the Democrats don't believe that
They can all go straight to hell
We're gonna put her feet back
On the path of righteousness and then
God bless America again

And you never did post
That it ever would happen again (On Facebook, did you?)
You never did post
That we'd ever win a general again
( Polls damn sure fooled us)
Yeah, we're open carryin' real proud
And we're tweetin' real loud again (In America)
You never did post 
That it ever would happen again

From wall there on my Facebook
Out to Men's Rights Twitter--Hey!
And everything that's in between them is our own
And we may have done a little bit
Of postin' alt-Right Memes
But you Hillary people best leave us alone
'Cause Obama Will Divide Us
And the press is in The Tank
That's Jurnos and the News Guys
And the Pollsters and the Banks
You just go and post your meme
On the Social Media
And I think you're gonna finally GET BANNED

And you never did post
That it ever would happen again (On Facebook, did you?)
You never did post
That we'd ever win a general again
( Polls damn sure fooled us)
Yeah, we're open carryin' real proud
And we're tweetin' real loud again (In America)
You never did post 
That it ever would happen again