The Q JQ

As the Kavanaugh nomination burns like a magnesium flare (The Omnivore's bet: still gets confirmed) and the failing NYT claims Rod Rosenstein [RR] plotted a 25th coup, what does The Omnivore have any relevant thoughts about--why #QAnon, of course!

Admit it--you kinda figured it was something like that.

The Great Q Diaspora 

The "JQ" in the title refers to what the anti-semitists call the "Jewish Question" which is "What do we do with all the Jews when the revolution comes? Kill them all--or just the rich/powerful ones?"

When Reddit lowered the boom on all things Q, the boomer-community had nowhere to go. Let's make sure we understand the flow of Q-Drops (the little info-blip-posts that Q provides on a semi-daily basis):

The method of 8-chan->Reddit was working: boomers could log into Reddit easily and the threading and moderation made it a supportive and unified (mostly) community. This allowed the Q-doctrine to flourish with aging silver-hairs who were convinced--utterly convinced--they were going to get to see Hillary exsanguinated on live TV for their viewing pleasure.

Alas, it was not to be--like Adam and Eve getting kicked out of eden for eating the forbidden Tide Pod, the Q-community was exiled from Reddit for too many people making threats to exsanguinate Hillary Clinton (and others).

Thrown into the wilds, they tried to make an 8chan board that had enough moderation to be palatable--but it was not to be--the interface was too confusing and the board suffered under the strain of boomers arriving and trying to figure out what the hell to do there. Plus: there were lots of, as they say, "shit posters" who were trying to, as the chans do, stir things up and annoy the "newfags" (new arrivals who were generally not prepared for the My Little Pony Hentai they were being subjected to.

Mom, dad--if you do not know what those words mean, DO NOT GOOGLE--just accept that you, like they, were not ready for it.

So anyway.

Q finally requested a re-do of a previously failed prospect: put a Q board on VOAT. VOAT is a reddit-alike but it is run as a super-free-speech zone for people too disgusting for regular Reddit. As such, it is full of, well, nazis.

Yes, dear reader, Reddit has some of the most racist people on the regular internet--and the chans have some of the most disturbing porn-slinging shit-posters the world has ever known--but when it comes to raw out-and-proud racism it is hard to beat Voat.

To make matters worse, Q, for some reason (we'll get to that in a moment) explicitly asked for an anonymous non-moderated board. This means that there is no friendly Q-admin who can come in and either ban troublemakers or down-vote/erase bad posts. Worse: all the newbies (newfags, again) don't have the standing to down-vote all the OGs on Voat so they have to sift through a ton of . . . well . . . this:

Yes, there is also very, very, very liberal use of the N-word (some "because we can," much because the poster hates black people) and so on.

Needless to say, this has caused some consternation in the boomer-flocks--but, The Omnivore is pretty sure, if you can swallow the whole Q-thing . . . you can learn to live with antisemitism. After all, 'Blaming the Joos' is pretty much at the heart of most conspiracy theories.

But there's another theory: The Second Red Pill.

The Second Red Pill

One of the more interesting theories is that Q sent his flock to Voat specifically in order to give them the "phase 2" red-pill (the gnosis that "it is the Joos, guyz"). In this theory Q requested the kind of environment that would ensure exposure to his impressionable boomers of the most blatant sort--the carefully honed conspiracy theories about the Zionist Occupation Government and various satanic/Jooish rituals (blood libel) and so-forth.

In this formulation, Q's first attempt at making a safe-place for boomers on 8chan didn't fail because of the shitty user interface that 8chan has--but because of the lack of hard-core goose-steppers in the chan community.

What will happen?

The Omnivore thinks you know what will happen--but in case you don't: The carnies have a saying--"You can't wise up a sucker." This means you can't convince the taken they're wrong--they're too attached. So the people who are suckered into Q will need to go somewhere for their fix--right now, that'll be Voat.

When they get there they will be fed the anti semitic propaganda and, because it is (a) mixed with the tasty, delicious Q and (b) formulated to play to people with weak resistances to conspiracy theory, it will be swallowed.

Yes--intentionally or not, Q has sent his people into the lion's den and they are going to be eaten by lions. The Q community will become an explicitly anti-semitic movement where, before, there were only hints and an outward sheen of positive spirituality.

Good job Q. Makin' America Fascist Again.